liddo spanyul day

kikyo, da kavaleer prins charlz,
sat fer her hoomin a lawng tyme fer dis picher

corey, da kokker spanyul puppee,
woodnut sit still at awl!

i tryd 2 tayk a baff

bowwow! a thowsund hits!

i muss bee reefweshin da blawg fourtee-fybe tymez a day. arfarfarf!

ar enee kritter frens lerkin owt dayr?!

kumposin mi thawts

perfeshunul blawger

i hab biznis kardz!

dayr fun 2 choo awn

eer flappij

notis da ayrodynamikul ko-ordinayshun uvda leff an ryte eerz 

az day provyd ekstra lift 2 da forwerd propulzhun.

in a dishun, eer flappij haz bin noan 2 hipnityz wabbits,

wich iz handee fer varmint-chaysin.

hou 2 leeb yer mark

awlla mi puter-savvee dawgie frens may hab seen dis noozlettah da dawgpark sint yer hoomin, aboud pikkin up aftah yerownseffs. da fakt iz... i lub 2 role in poopeez, da freshah da beddah. itz mi gole 2 role inda poopeez uv awl 480 634 dawgz atda park. heerz hou yoo kan help mee.

1. ob kors, du yer bidness wen da hoomin izzint wachin.
2. if day ar wachin prittee kayrful, du it wayr day kant see yoo... lyke beehynd a twee oar twashkan.
3. run az far fum yer hoomin az possibubbul b4 reeleebin yerseff. bi da tyme day get doun dayr, day woant bee aybul 2 fynd it.
4. wahk durrin da akt soe dayrz sebrul spots 2 fynd insted uv juss wun.
5. kikk sum leebz ober it.
6. sayv sum fer laytah... mini hoominz donut ekspekt dayr dawgz 2 goe moor dan wuns, soe day reelaks aftah da ferst tyme an donut pay a tenshunz.
7. if dayrz sebrul uv yoo wiff da saym hoomin, ko-ordinayt yer effertz soze awlla yooz goe atda saym tyme in diffrunt ayreeuz.
8. moast importint, let yer hoomin tink hee/shee AWLwayz ketchez yoo inda akt. den day woant bee kynd 2 eech udderz lapsiz an will reefyooz 2 pikk up enee udder dawgz poopeez day seez. an donut werree abowd ketchin sum payrasyte fum steppin in anudder dawgz poopeez an likkin it awf yer pauz... sum werm medisin iz tastee!

dis dawgee serbis a nownsmint wuz brawt 2 yoo bi daisy
hoo, dispyte roalin in poopeez ebree chans shee gets, duz nut smell.

an naw fer sumfin diffrint...

i doNUT smell

i wuz sniffin arown goblinz hidey-hole agin an sau dis picher 

peekin owt fum bee tween her boks anna kabnit...

dat iz NUT MEE!!!! da hoomin sed dis dawgie yoosta lib heer 

an goblin wuz nawtee 2 drau on hiz picher. ime nut da smellee wun!

i wuz soe happee dat i sellabraytid bi roalin onna werm.

demodawgz

day get mi voat!

jack kennedy

abigail (abby) adams

rose kennedy vs da bigg bloo bawl