Today my oaner saw that skwirrels are eating our portch!!! It is troo. I saw it. They put thare stoopid nuts junck on the portch and then chood some of the corners off the top of the portch. You are a skwirrel expert!!! What do you thinck I can do???
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| skwerl wiff nuts junck |
- paynt yer dekk wiff hot peppah soss
- getta kittee... i will mayl yoo sum moor parts
- putta kone-shaypt ting onda posts soze da skwerls juss slyde awf it
- putta skwerl mummee onna spike 2 skayr dem a way
- throw yummee skwerl treets in yer nayberz yard so thay will hang owt ober thare
