sooper sillee stuffs

dis payj iz fer reelee sillee stuff dat onlee dawgz will tink iz funnee.

a dawg wahks n2 a bar an sits doun nekst 2 a kat. da kat sez 'dats mi frens stool.' anda dawg sez, 'it muss bee pet-rifyd!'

arfarfarfarf! gettit? arfarfarfarf!

hokay, ar day gawn? {lukks arown}

pppssssttt.... dis iz NUT sooper sillee stuffs payj.
dis iz sooper seekrit stuffs (SSS) payj.
i wuz juss throwin awf enee snoopee hoominz wut lerk onda daisyblawg.

mi hoomin iz awn 2 mi seekrit gole, soe i hab 2 tahk in kode naw. i will add udder nawteedawg stuffs azza i tink uv tingz i get in twubbul fer, beekuz ob kors ima aynjul moast uvda tyme. bud 2 get startid...

NDM = nawtee dawg mischiff. dis kode is follerd bi a bayree gudd reezin!

RFP = roled in fwesh poopeez. da numbah aftah (fer eggzampul, 11/658) meens i roled inda poopeez uv 11 owtta 658 dawgz. reed da eksplanayshun an hou yoo kan hepp me.

WHB = wayr 2 hyde boanz. dis kode iz follerd bi a sooper seekrit hydin plays fer boanz, bud onlee uss dawgeez will unnerstan, nut da snoopee hoominz wut ar lukkin 2 steel yer boanz.

lemme noe if yoo hab enee seekrit stuffs 2 add 2 da SSS payj, lyke sujjeshunz on wayr 2 hyde boanz an ideeuz on hou 2 get eeben iffin yer hoomin woant tayk yoo 2 dawgpark an stuff.

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