Monday, July 4, 2011

gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv
mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...
it reelee wuzza gazz...
bud thay dont kare.
hoomiliate thare king,
jooli wuz sucha fling,
kuz thay diddint habba ting
but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip
may kwivver juss a bit
but hooz 2 noe?
in yooniformz uv red,
so sheek an so well bred,
thay lukkt guud eeben ded...
da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz
wiff rokkits an applawz,
but brits juss smile.
wiff kondissending sneer
thay wisper in owr eer,
'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,
yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!
its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
SSS RFP 11/634

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