ime nutta krimminul

it haz bin brawt 2 mi a tenshunz bi a nuddah dawg (nut 2 menchun enee naymz, bud shee iz sertifyd in lau inforsmint) dat i wuz rong 2 'run awf' fryday.

i wuz nut 'run awf'... i wuz full fillin mi naycher azza huntin dawg. it izzint mi fawlt dat i hab instinkts 2 chays eneeting dat moobz.

ree-inaktmint uvda nutta-kryme
i aks yoo: iz dat da fays uvva krimminul?

an i didnut brayk enee leesh lauz eeder. i hadda leesh awn!

an da hoomin noo wayr i wuz, soe i wuz nut lawstid.

soe dayr!

SSS NDM seeling kat mayd mee lyke dis