fawl nooz

heerz da fawl noozlettah wut mi hoomin did.

DONUT REED PAJE 2!

it will giv yoo nitemarez!

klik onda picherz 2 inlarj

noo pole

aftah 3 mumfs, thay finelee moovd da wirez fum da old pole 2 da noo wun.

see lektrik emerjensee part 1 an part 2

fantasee sunduhz

i kant stop tinkin uvdat dawgie sunduh!

heerz sum uther sunduhz ide like 2 eet.

wuts yer fabrit? vote inda pole!

i skreem drizzuld wiff meltid peenut buddah soss
an topt wiff bakin sprinkulz

i skreem smutherd in krunchee mulch

i skreem onna base uv warm skwerl


i skreem providid bi idea go / freedigitalphotos.net
onna plate fum Carlos Porto / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

just fer us nite owlz

so, i juss wentid owtside ferra late nite pee,
an i herd a grate hornd owl!

shee sowndid like dis...

lokk up yer poodulz!

nutta tornaydo

...juss a huje windy dat bloo doun dis twee akross da street

bottul tree

dis rare tree groze bottulz insted uv leevs.

its awlso sprowtid sum danglee kristulz.

yoo kan see dis amazin bottul tree awn kraft

daisy'z challinj

sooper stishun

2day iz da onliest fryday da therteenth dis yeer.

da blogspot wuz brokin an eerayst mi blawg fum yestiddy.

juss sayin.

i saw a holsteen kow.

it did nut kross mi path, bud it gave mee dis eebil luuk.

dis kow livs awn westpark.

eerlee mawnin wahk

dis foto wuz taken bi a fishy & wildlife
werker onda klok, so i kan yooz it
cuz i pade taksiz 2 Bo.

da hoomin an mee wentid onna lawng wahk dis mawnin... at sevvin oh klok! it wuz nise an kool. i saw hoominz gowin 2 werk an thay awl sed herrow 2 uss. i saw liddo hoominz gowin 2 skool – thay ran akross da street 2 pet mee.

i saw a mokkinberd on top a tellyfone pole jumpy up-an-doun, an singin an singin...

pay sum tenshunz 2 mee...
      ima hansum berdee.
lissin 2 mi sawngz...
      i sing lowd an lawng.
awlla yoo gerl berdeez....
     lets make sum berd babeez!


hee wuz aktin juss like dis mokkinberd...

takksiz

i gotta add up awl da treets i ernd lass yeer fer doowin trikks.

i didnut noe i hadda keep trakk uv dis!

kowntin mi kookeez

pole dawg

i votid 2day. thare wuzza goldie reetreever workin da polez wiffa OGILVIE sine arown her nekk. shee wuzzint awnna leesh... bud shee dint run awf! shee wuz fokust on her jawb. i kood nebber bee dat dedikatid 2 OGILVIE az lawng az tharez a skwerl wut needs chaysin. bud if heez got da goldie reetreever vote, den heez got da english springer vote!

chooin klauz, waytin fer da reesultz....

DA REEZULTS – da OGILVIE wun bi a woppin marjin! mebbe dat donkee'z hoomin will giv up wuns an fer awl?

naw... abowt dat dawgpark da OGILVIE prommist mee...

annaversaree day

2day iz mi wun-yeer annaversaree uv kummin 2 lib heer!

aftah i left mi dawg mommee, i wentid 2 da granit sitty apa. mi name wuz marble. den sumwun doptid mee, an i libd in jerseyvill, illinoy. den sumwun els doptid mee an chaynjd mi name 2 daisy. den DIS hoomin doptid mee an i kame 2 saynt loois, mizzeree. dats 5 homez, an ime nut eeben 4 yeerz old!

ive lernd menee tings heer! awl i noo wuz 'sit.' naw i ...

1. li doun
2. stand up
3. shake pauz
4. tern inna sirkul
5. kurtsee
6. tern left (wen weer onna wahk)
7. stay & kum (sumtimez, if i feel like it)
8. yooz a kompyooter

awlso sum yoosful tingz like ...

1. wate at da top uvda starez till da hoomin sez kum
2. donut rush throo dorrz
3. donut nokk da hoomin ober wen shee bringz mi fuuds
4. donut jumpy owtta da kar

sum tingz i may nebber lern...

1. donut jumpy da fens
2. donut chays kitteez wen thay run... or skwerlz... or wabbits



i kurtsee fer da kamra - mi bestist trikk!

3. donut jumpy on hoominz

dawgpark noozletter

4 itimz uv note 2 dawgeez inda hoominz sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter...

offensiv butt picher

1. da dawgpark will bee klozed aypril 3 fer 6 weeks. dats like 42 weeks in dawglife. dats like furebber!!!!! ime glad i hab mi bakkup dawgpark in maypulwood!!!!
2. thay ar gowin 2 putta waddah fawsit inda liddo dawg sekshun. bud no planz fer an ingrownd swimmin pule.
3. thay startid a 'wach owt fer dis guy' spy program 2 identify dawgz wut kawz trubbul. i kan tink uvva kuppul uv dawgz wut kawz mee trubbul.
4. da populashun haz eksplodid to 586 dawgz. dis makes mi gole much harder 2 akomplish. heerz how yoo kan help mee!

mi hoomin deezined da noozletter. shee putta picher uv mi butt & tayl innit! nut mi fays! ime nut happee habbin mi butt inda noozletter. i donut tink its fare or nise.

SSS RFP 10/586

lektrik emerjensee! part 2

2 hoominz floo up inda air inna bukkit.

den wun uv dem hangd owtta da bukkit
wile da smarter wun stayd inside.

anuddah trukk kaym wiffa noo pole.

thay drild a big hole nekst 2 da old pole
wile i waytid fer da hoominz pants 2 fawl awf.

(da hoominz ar habbin 2 much funs
pwaying wiff awlla deez trukks an bukkits an drillz an stuff!)

oh noez!!!! itz 2 tall!!!! wut ar thay gonna do naw?!
awlla da trukks an hoominz left it juss like dis.
i donut noe wuts holding up da old pole.
i tink it may fawl down agin!!!!!

lektrik emerjensee!

lotsa eggsitemint on mi blokk 2day. a lektrik pole wuz leenin ober. da lektrik hoominz sed it gottid tie-tie. den thay pettid mee an sed i wuz purtee.

'oh noez!!! wut ar wee gonna doo?!'
thay blokt awf da street, den lukkt at it fum a safe distins.

da trukk pusht it bakk upp

then thay poyntid at it

then da waddah kumpnee anna nayber kame 2 wach

dat pole iz in frunt uvda hows wut got bernd last summer

oh, moor eggsitemint owtsyde... gotta tayk moor picherz! BRB

ferst bloomz

mi daffydilz popt opin onda ferst day uv spring!

pukker up!

i votid!

re-inaktmint

wee wahkt 2 da skool 2day an votid. 

i gottid awl wetty inda drizzul rane. 

i did nut getta stikker on mi hed. 

mi vote iz seekrit! ime nut tellin!

i treed a skwerl onda way home.

UP DATE: da wun hoomin i did NUT wunt
fer mi alderhoomin WUN. dis izza trajadee. hee onlee wun kuz da vote wuz split up... nut beekawz lotsa hoominz wunt him!

bud wee habba chans 2 avert totul dizzaster nekst mumf bi votin ferra indeependint... an dat guy wunts a DAWGPARK inda ward sumware! soe i gess yoo noe hool ile vote fer! i kannut beelawng 2 too menee dawgparks.

deesidin owr fate

thare wuzza dawgpark meetin last munday... wiffowt dawgz.

theez eksklooshunaree taktiks hab got 2 stop! wee habba lotta gudd ideeuz fer OWR dawgpark an thay deeserv 2 be herdid!

thare ar no dawgiez onda dawgpark bord. dis iz NUT FARE!!!!

yoonitid wee stand

i kawl ferra jeneral dawgstrike!!!!

1. wee will nut pway inda park. wee will nut do kute tingz dat make da hoominz laff. wee will nut chays bawlz or waggy owr taylz.
2. wee will reefuze 2 leev da park. doo nut kum wen kawld... run a way. if da hoominz reezort 2 leeshiz, lie down on yer side. dis iz kawld passiv reesistins. if da hoominz tri 2 karree yoo owt, go limp. dis will nut werk well if yerra liddo dawg, bud is moast effektiv fer meedeeum an larj size dawgz.
3. doo nut beeleev da hoominz if thay say thay will leev yoo thare! thay are lyin!!!! dat izza skare taktik!!!!!!
4. support yer fello dawgstrikerz! if yoo ar nut inda park, save summa yer fuuds 2 share wiff dem. yoo kan push it throo da fens. hab sum peetza sent 2 da park fer dem (yooz da hoominz kreditkard). wee ar awl in dis toogeddah.

heer ar sum chants wee kan yooz...

1. nuffin abowt uss wiffowt uss!
2. da park iz fer da bark!
3. no dialawg wiffowt a dawg!

if wee stikk toogeddah, wee kan make dis happin.

mi alderhoomin

i gotta postkard fum mi alderhoomin 2day. heez aftah da dawgie voats!

hee promissiz 2 MEBBE putta dawgpark in franz park! wee kan WAHK 2 dat park! wee kan goe 2 dawgpark ebree day!!!!!!!! bud hee sed 'in the top northwest side', wich mayks no sins at awl. sowth-eest korner mayks moor sins. i donut tink hee noze hiz direkshunz. mebbe its juss a kampane prommis 2 get mi voat. its nut nise 2 lie 2 dawgeez.

mi hoomin iz still madd aboud da trash fee lize. soe i dunno if shee will voat fer him. plus hee nebber anserz her emaylz. if hee loozis, duz dat meen no dawgpark?!