Sunday, March 6, 2011

deesidin owr fate

thare wuzza dawgpark meetin last munday... wiffowt dawgz.

theez eksklooshunaree taktiks hab got 2 stop! wee habba lotta gudd ideeuz fer OWR dawgpark an thay deeserv 2 be herdid!

thare ar no dawgiez onda dawgpark bord. dis iz NUT FARE!!!!
yoonitid wee stand

i kawl ferra jeneral dawgstrike!!!!

  1. wee will nut pway inda park. wee will nut do kute tingz dat make da hoominz laff. wee will nut chays bawlz or waggy owr taylz.
  2. wee will reefuze 2 leev da park. doo nut kum wen kawld... run a way. if da hoominz reezort 2 leeshiz, lie down on yer side. dis iz kawld passiv reesistins. if da hoominz tri 2 karree yoo owt, go limp. dis will nut werk well if yerra liddo dawg, bud is moast effektiv fer meedeeum an larj size dawgz.
  3. doo nut beeleev da hoominz if thay say thay will leev yoo thare! thay are lyin!!!! dat izza skare taktik!!!!!!
  4. support yer fello dawgstrikerz! if yoo ar nut inda park, save summa yer fuuds 2 share wiff dem. yoo kan push it throo da fens. hab sum peetza sent 2 da park fer dem (yooz da hoominz kreditkard). wee ar awl in dis toogeddah.

heer ar sum chants wee kan yooz...

  1. nuffin abowt uss wiffowt uss!
  2. da park iz fer da bark!
  3. no dialawg wiffowt a dawg!
if wee stikk toogeddah, wee kan make dis happin.

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