feroshus dawg

owr wahks go bi a big fens wiffa sine onnit...

WARNING

I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.

CAN YOU?

yah, i kood! i kood make it OBER da fens in 2.8 sekkondz!

eneewayz, da dawg beehind da fens gets awl jumpy & bangy onda fens wen wee wahk bi an goze BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!

kan yoo see da dawg in dis picher?

den wee wentid down da allee an gotta guud lukk at him.
hee BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!
an jumpy at dat fens 2.

den hee gottid konfyoozd kuz wee dint hurree a way,
an he stopt yappin an pozed fer dis picher.

i wuntid 2 go ober an make frens wiff him,

bud da hoomin thawt hee mite go BERZERKO.

thare hee iz!