sum dawgz cheet!

wee kawt a kuppul dawgz & thare hoominz tryin 2 sneek n2 da maypul wood dawgpark 2day. thay tride da kee-pad. den thay sed, 'oh wee forgottid da kode. let us in.' bud thoze dawgz dint hab dawgpark taggs, soe wee dint let dem pway.

maypul wood dawgpark sukks eneewayz! i kannut stop miownseff fum eetin da mulcheez, an neether kan da hoomin, so shee makes mee pway inda baybee dawg sekshun ware da grownd izzint kubberd wiff snakks. noebuddee pwayz inda baybee dawg sekshun! ime so hoomilliatid.

ITZ NUT FARE!

nekst fryday da sowthwest sitty dawgpark opins agin!!!!!! yah!!!!!!! grasses! swimmin pulez! moor rume to runrunrun! i kant wate!