Showing posts with label dawgpark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dawgpark. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

uv intrest 2 dawgz

itemz uv intrest 2 dawgz inda hoominz dawgpark noozlettah...

thare ar naw 658 dawgz wut kum 2 da park! dis makes mi gole a reel challinj, bud dispite mi hoominz pikkin up 2 pilez dat wer nut mine yestiddy, i mannijd 2 find anudder wun 2 role in. way 2 go!

SSS RFP 12/658

dawg swimz ar awlmost heer! i wentid 2 da maypul wood swim lass yeer an it wuzza blast! thare musta bin a hunnerd dawgz thare! i runrunrun awl ober da plays an snift ebreeting an fell inda deep waddah twise an hadda get fisht owt. [i juss like 2 get wetty... nut swim reelee.] it wuz eggsitin! den wee wentid ferra dawgie sunduh at mistah wizzerdz.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

griffin

dis iz mi noo fren, griffin. heez 7 mumfs old.
wee swimd an playd chase an had lotsa funs 2geddah 2day!

Friday, July 15, 2011

itz mi birfday!

i startid owt mi birfday bi deemandin a wahk at 4 oh klok inda mawnin. da hoomin hadda doo it kuz it wuz mi birfday an i get wutebber i want on mi birfday!

den i hadda birfday pardee atda dawgpark!
heer ar summa da dawgz wut kame 2 mi pardee.
sam

riley

gunther
sweetie

den i had sum birfday i skreem at dayree kween.
i am
4 yeerz old 2day!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher


2day i proovd dat da 
iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!


itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.


den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.
no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

traner dawg

i wentid 2 daisypark 2day (dats da dawgpark wen ime da onli wun thare), anna traner kame up 2 da fens wiffa blakk dawg wut had trubbul wiff dawgz beehind fensiz. hee aks mi hoomin iffen i kood help da dawg lern how 2 bee nise.

i kood! i noo wut 2 doo! i stood thare atda fens awl frenlee an waggy mi tale no madder how much dat dawg lunjd an barkbarkbarkt at mee. den i run up&doun da fens a liddo bit like 'lets bee frens & pway!' den i stood thare an waggy mi tale sum moor.

den da dawgie kalmd doun. da traner sed i had 'guud enerjeez.'

i did nut get pade! it wuz hard werk!!!
NUT FARE!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

summerz a washowt!

itz gonna rane kats & dawgz
i wuz gowin 2 habba speshul ferst-day-uv-summer blawg, bud da thundahboomerz hab put dat awn hold. so heerz sum dawg-thawts onda hoominz' dawgpark noozlettah.

thare ar 634 dawgie membahz naw. i hav roled inda poopeez uv onlee 10! awlla yoo dawgz gotta reedubbul yer efferts owt thare if ime gonna reech mi gole!

• thare ar 8 uther dawgz atda park named daisy. dis iz NUT FARE! awlla yoo uther daisyz hab got 2 chanj yer namez RITE NAW.

• awlla yoo dawgz kan post yer ideeuz awn how 2 make owr dawgpark da moast speshulist dawgpark inda yoonivers. da hoominz gotta heer wut WEE want! heerz wut i wanna doo...

  1. dawgpark dome  - so thare ar NO EKSKYOOSIZ nut 2 take us owt 2 pway.
  2. dawg snakk dispenserz (fwee)
  3. sheeps 2 herd
  4. a ramp ober da fens
  5. bone-shape swimmin pule wiffa dert filter, deep enuf 2 akshulee swimmin
wuts yer ideeuh?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

i deefi grabitee

tharez a varmint up thare!

wettyhed

Thursday, June 16, 2011

summer noozlettah

herez da sowthwest sitty dawgpark summer noozlettah wut i did






klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

hokay, hokay.... mi hoomin did da noozlettah.
bud tharez a picher uv mi noze innit! i pozed fer dat!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

sunduh

aftah a hard day pwayin
i koold awf inda tubba waddah
den i gottid a dawgie sunduh at mistah wizerdz
yummee, yah?!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

sum dawgz cheet!

wee kawt a kuppul dawgz & thare hoominz tryin 2 sneek n2 da maypul wood dawgpark 2day. thay tride da kee-pad. den thay sed, 'oh wee forgottid da kode. let us in.' bud thoze dawgz dint hab dawgpark taggs, soe wee dint let dem pway.

maypul wood dawgpark sukks eneewayz! i kannut stop miownseff fum eetin da mulcheez, an neether kan da hoomin, so shee makes mee pway inda baybee dawg sekshun ware da grownd izzint kubberd wiff snakks. noebuddee pwayz inda baybee dawg sekshun! ime so hoomilliatid.

ITZ NUT FARE!

nekst fryday da sowthwest sitty dawgpark opins agin!!!!!! yah!!!!!!! grasses! swimmin pulez! moor rume to runrunrun! i kant wate!

Monday, March 28, 2011

noozletter

heerz da sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter dat mi hoomin did.

klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

Friday, March 11, 2011

maru iz safe!

i wuz werreed aboud mi jappaneez kittee fren maru soe i wentid 2 hiz webbysite fer nooz. maru iz sayf at hoam!
maru in hiz rainee kote
hay, i nebber gottid a blawgbizzit fum jappan. maru, kum bizzit mee!
wee kan mayk a kummershul toogeddah!

2day i wentid 2 maypulwood dawgpark an meetid a nyse kokker spanyul naymd dudley. hee fell in lub wiff mee an wantid 2 mayk sprocker puppeez wiff mee. hee sed thay wood hab beeyootiful kurlee eerz juss like owrz.

i wantid 2 eet mulch.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

keep a way

pwayin keep a way
us spanyulz gotta stikk toogeddah!


Sunday, February 13, 2011

DAYNJER!!!!

dare izza bauld eegul huntin atda sowthwest sitty dawgpark 2day! hee iz lookin fer poodulz an chiwawaz!!!!

if yoo ar a liddo dawg...

  • stay klose 2 a hoomin
  • hide unner a big dawg
  • or juss stay hoam...
DONUT stand inda middul uvda dawgpark awl bi yerownseff or da last ting yool see is DIS swoopin doun on yoo!

daynjerus berd foto kurtesee uv Tina Phillips / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

strechin mi legz

layin arown, gettin pudjee, waytin fer sno 2 melt
soze i kan hab moor funs moor offen
2day wee wentid 2 da maypulwood dawgpark an i meetid sum nyse kowntee dawgz... rose an buster. i gottid awl kyndsa muddee. it wuz guud 2 strech mi legz.

day put doun mulch inda kowntee insted uv strawz lyke atda sitty dawgpark. i eetid sum. i dint fro it up.

i didnut getta baff yet! da hoomin hasta doo sum plummin ferst. i tink dat haz moobd 2 da top uvda chor list, soe it woant bee lawng b4 daisy gets summa tenshuns.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

winterpark


Friday, January 7, 2011

i want dat!

nick hazza toi i want BAD. i tride 2 weedul it a way fum him,
bud finelee gayv up.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

lukkee dawg

az part uv mi kissmass prezziez, i gottid a purtee red koller 
an sum moor joolreez!
dayrz mi red daisy charm, an mi i-dee tag in kays i get lostid, 
anna noo raybeez tag, an mi sowthwest sitty dawgpark tag, an... 
wuts dat green wun?! 
omidawg, itz a mapulwood dawgpark tag!!!!!
da hoomin sez dat park iz much kloser, soe ile get 2 goe moor offen.
i hab 2 much enerjeez fer juss wun park. arfarfarf!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

pownsin

pownsin onda ornj bawl wiffowt feets
(sumdawg chood awf da feets!)

Friday, December 10, 2010

daisy gets a rownd

it wuzza wunnerful day 2 bee a dawg! first i wentid 2 dawgpark an i pwayd wiff awl mi frens.

den az part uv mi edyookayshun azza erbin sitty dawg, i wentid 2 kaldi's 2 get sum kawfee an kookeez. dis wuz nut az much fun az i ekspektid az i wuz beehynd a liddo fens an koodnut jumpy on ebreebuddee wut wahkt bi.

den kaym da bestist part! wile mi hoomin wuz distraktid gettin owt da kar keez, i suddinlee lunjd atta skwerl i sau in konkordia park... an i wuz FWEE!!!!! ohmidawg!!!!!! i runrunrun awl ober dat park, chaysin skwerlz upda tweez, an bownsin miownseff awffa da twee twunks aftah dem.

den i runrunrun a kross da street an doun anudder street wiff da leesh draggin beehynd mee. i past sumbuddee wahkin a liddo dawg, bud kood nut bee bodderd 2 say herrow kuz DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR! i chayst da varmint n2 a yard, an hee wentid ober da bakk fens, an i wuz tryin 2 jumpy ober da fens aftah him bud it wuz 2 tall. den i herd sumfin beehynd mee... da hoomin shuttin da gayt.

an dat wuz da end uv mi funs.

lessun lernd: donut run n2 ANY yardz.

dammij dun: lostid awlda poopee bagz anna flashlite awffa da leesh.
SSS NDM DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR


glacier, da sibeerian husky
glacier & mee habba dreenk
reese, da dalmayshun puppee
da dawgpark enjineer bilt a noo shelter
wiffa haystack winbrayk ferda poor kold hoominz




kaldi's
waytin fer sum kookeez