paw-mee-downz

i wuz wiled wiff eggsitemint 2 get sum toiz.

thay wer in perfek kondishun wiff annoyin skweekerz.

i, Distrukto Dawg, wentid 2 werk on dem rite a way.

purtee red stuft bone wiff danglee ropes

rubbah weel wiff attacht red rope

wun ower later

itz mi birfday week end!

i gottid a prezzie! CHIPMUNKZ! i gib dis toi 4 pawz up!

aftah killin awlla da varmintz, i wentid 2 werk onda boks

iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher

2day i proovd dat da 

jw pet iSqueak tuff rubbah skweeky bawl 

iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!

itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.

den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.

no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

i want dat!

nick hazza toi i want BAD. i tride 2 weedul it a way fum him,

bud finelee gayv up.

sistahz

angel (leff) an sydney, fur-reel sistahz an bestist frens furebber, hab jakkits wiff flutterbyz on dem.

i kant deesyde wich toi 2 pway wiff!

jiunt dawg day

oliver, da saynt bernard/grayt pyreneez jiunt dawgie

sadie, da saynt bernard goeliuth

duncan, da noofundlund bayr

lola, da graynt dayn jiraff

                               

                                              i maydid da noo red cuzbawl kri

red bayr toi

jw pet ruffians bayr

i fowndid a noo toi inda dawgpark... itsa redd bayr dats a lotta funs fer boaf liddo an bigg dawgz 2 run wiff an choo awn. it hadda skweekee innit bud sumdawg tukk moast uvvit owt an i finnisht da jawb. den i chood awf wun uvvits eerz. i gib dis toi 4 pauz up fer instint deestroyabillitee grattifikayshunz!

Distrukto Dawg testin durrabillitee

jack, ???, an mee pwaying chays wiff bloo nobbee bawl
(reevyood heer) 

perfeshunul blawger

i hab biznis kardz!

dayr fun 2 choo awn

ornj bawl wiff feets

dis iz awlso a faybrit bawl uv myne. its kawld a cuz bawl (srsly!). it hazz feets onnit dat mayk it bowns krayzee an liddo dawgz kan kayree it arown bi da feets. it hadda grayt skweekee dat skweekt wile yoo ran wiffit, bud i tukk it owt wun day... juss cuz. arfarfarf! i gib it 4 paus up!

sum hoomin rote onda bawl 'pweez leev fer owr frens atda dawgpark 2 pway wiff' (oar sumfin lyke dat). i wanna tank dat hoomin ferda grayt toi!

heerz iyam runrunrun wiff dat feets bawl.

bloo nobbee bawl

dis bloo bawl iz mi faybrit toi ryte naw. it bownsiz ebree wich way an haz gudd nubbeez 2 choo on. i gib it 3 paus up (onlee 3 kuz it duzzint skweek). jack tride 2 tayk it a way fum mee. (hee didnut get it, arfarfarf!)