itz mi birfday week end!

i gottid a prezzie! CHIPMUNKZ! i gib dis toi 4 pawz up!

aftah killin awlla da varmintz, i wentid 2 werk onda boks

iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher

2day i proovd dat da 

jw pet iSqueak tuff rubbah skweeky bawl 

iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!

itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.

den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.

no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

baff day

i gottid a baff 2day owtside wiff da handy groomer.

da sopey woodnut kum owt, eeven mikst 1:3 wiff waddah.

so da hoomin hadda pore picherz uv sopey waddah ober mee.

sopey dawg

dis wuz moor funs fer her than fer mee.

bud at leest habbin a baff owtside

meens i kan role onda grownd rite a way

soze i smell uv dert & wermz like a propper huntin dawg

insted uv kokonutz.

kleen wetty dawg

i saw a big snake, az big az mi tale!

i wuntid 2 role onnit, bud it hid inda woodspile.

da hoomin sed shee shood skwert mee awf wiff kold waddah

beefor wee take a wahk, soze i stay kool.

i donut noe if i wood like dat.

i like 2 get wetty on mi oan termz!

ime awl fluffee

da hoomin hookt upda rinse ace dawgshowah 2day. 

she sed it wuz eezee, an it werks guud. 

ferst i got trikt wiffa treet n2 hopping inda tub miownseff (BADDHOOMIN). 

den i gottid a warm shampoopoo awl ober. i wuzza GUDDGERL 

an dint jumpy owtta da tub. den i shook miownseff awf 

sebrul timez follerd bi a rubdoun wiff towulz. den a blo-dri anna brushin.

naw ime awl soft an smell lyke kokonutz. i tink its hokay 2 smell lyke froot.

it wuz nut az much funs az da hoomin sed it wood bee, bud nut az bad as i thawt.

lukkit dat fluffee tayl

red bayr toi

jw pet ruffians bayr

i fowndid a noo toi inda dawgpark... itsa redd bayr dats a lotta funs fer boaf liddo an bigg dawgz 2 run wiff an choo awn. it hadda skweekee innit bud sumdawg tukk moast uvvit owt an i finnisht da jawb. den i chood awf wun uvvits eerz. i gib dis toi 4 pauz up fer instint deestroyabillitee grattifikayshunz!

Distrukto Dawg testin durrabillitee

jack, ???, an mee pwaying chays wiff bloo nobbee bawl
(reevyood heer) 

ornj bawl wiff feets

dis iz awlso a faybrit bawl uv myne. its kawld a cuz bawl (srsly!). it hazz feets onnit dat mayk it bowns krayzee an liddo dawgz kan kayree it arown bi da feets. it hadda grayt skweekee dat skweekt wile yoo ran wiffit, bud i tukk it owt wun day... juss cuz. arfarfarf! i gib it 4 paus up!

sum hoomin rote onda bawl 'pweez leev fer owr frens atda dawgpark 2 pway wiff' (oar sumfin lyke dat). i wanna tank dat hoomin ferda grayt toi!

heerz iyam runrunrun wiff dat feets bawl.

bloo nobbee bawl

dis bloo bawl iz mi faybrit toi ryte naw. it bownsiz ebree wich way an haz gudd nubbeez 2 choo on. i gib it 3 paus up (onlee 3 kuz it duzzint skweek). jack tride 2 tayk it a way fum mee. (hee didnut get it, arfarfarf!)