baff day

i gottid a baff 2day owtside wiff da handy groomer.

da sopey woodnut kum owt, eeven mikst 1:3 wiff waddah.

so da hoomin hadda pore picherz uv sopey waddah ober mee.

sopey dawg

dis wuz moor funs fer her than fer mee.

bud at leest habbin a baff owtside

meens i kan role onda grownd rite a way

soze i smell uv dert & wermz like a propper huntin dawg

insted uv kokonutz.

kleen wetty dawg

i saw a big snake, az big az mi tale!

i wuntid 2 role onnit, bud it hid inda woodspile.

da hoomin sed shee shood skwert mee awf wiff kold waddah

beefor wee take a wahk, soze i stay kool.

i donut noe if i wood like dat.

i like 2 get wetty on mi oan termz!