no bawlz

i gottid da mattid furbawlz unner mi eerz shaved awf.

hee shaved mee reelee klose! i hab bawldy spots unner mi eerz naw!

bud thay ar hidden, so ime still purtee.

sniffin weedz

baff day

i gottid a baff 2day owtside wiff da handy groomer.

da sopey woodnut kum owt, eeven mikst 1:3 wiff waddah.

so da hoomin hadda pore picherz uv sopey waddah ober mee.

sopey dawg

dis wuz moor funs fer her than fer mee.

bud at leest habbin a baff owtside

meens i kan role onda grownd rite a way

soze i smell uv dert & wermz like a propper huntin dawg

insted uv kokonutz.

kleen wetty dawg

i saw a big snake, az big az mi tale!

i wuntid 2 role onnit, bud it hid inda woodspile.

da hoomin sed shee shood skwert mee awf wiff kold waddah

beefor wee take a wahk, soze i stay kool.

i donut noe if i wood like dat.

i like 2 get wetty on mi oan termz!

ime awl fluffee

da hoomin hookt upda rinse ace dawgshowah 2day. 

she sed it wuz eezee, an it werks guud. 

ferst i got trikt wiffa treet n2 hopping inda tub miownseff (BADDHOOMIN). 

den i gottid a warm shampoopoo awl ober. i wuzza GUDDGERL 

an dint jumpy owtta da tub. den i shook miownseff awf 

sebrul timez follerd bi a rubdoun wiff towulz. den a blo-dri anna brushin.

naw ime awl soft an smell lyke kokonutz. i tink its hokay 2 smell lyke froot.

it wuz nut az much funs az da hoomin sed it wood bee, bud nut az bad as i thawt.

lukkit dat fluffee tayl

i got mayl!

i gottid a rinse ace dawgshowah inda mayl 2day. ime gonna habba dawgspa day... kookeez, warm baff wiff kokonutz shampoopeez, treetz, rubdown, kookeez, brush, treetz, mebbe a trim, KOOKEEZ!!!!

da hoomin gotta handy groomer beefor, 

bud it skwertid waddah awl ober da baffroom.

mebbe wee kan yooz it owtsyde.

i hoap dis wun will werk beddah cuz ime dertee

(bud i donut smell).

toehawks

da hoomin deesydid mi purtee toehawks wernt soe purtee laytlee

an i wuz gettin snobawlz kawt in dem,

soe i hadda full pedikure 2day.

mi spanyul toehawks in beddah dayz

toehawks trimd, klauz grindid - nut soe kyoot, bud morr kumferbubbul

i wuz promist a kookee aftahwerdz if i wuzza GUDDGERL, an i wuz bayree gudd! bud den day sed da treets wer GAWN! wut?? day habba hole storr fulla treets! day fynlee fowndid a treet fer mee bud da groomah hoomin mayd mee sit fer it, wich didnut seem fayr at awl cuz i had awlreddee bin sittin nyse durrin da groomin. i tink shee wuz onna powahtrip.

oliver gets a rownd

oliver azza jiunt puppee at dawgspa

soe, i wuz brouzin da innernets ferra dawgspa an kaym a kross a picher uv oliver on shaker'z baff hows webbypayj. hay, i noe dat dawg - wee pway 2geddah at dawgpark!

liddo spanyul day

kikyo, da kavaleer prins charlz,
sat fer her hoomin a lawng tyme fer dis picher

corey, da kokker spanyul puppee,
woodnut sit still at awl!

i tryd 2 tayk a baff

hou 2 leeb yer mark

awlla mi puter-savvee dawgie frens may hab seen dis noozlettah da dawgpark sint yer hoomin, aboud pikkin up aftah yerownseffs. da fakt iz... i lub 2 role in poopeez, da freshah da beddah. itz mi gole 2 role inda poopeez uv awl 480 634 dawgz atda park. heerz hou yoo kan help mee.

1. ob kors, du yer bidness wen da hoomin izzint wachin.
2. if day ar wachin prittee kayrful, du it wayr day kant see yoo... lyke beehynd a twee oar twashkan.
3. run az far fum yer hoomin az possibubbul b4 reeleebin yerseff. bi da tyme day get doun dayr, day woant bee aybul 2 fynd it.
4. wahk durrin da akt soe dayrz sebrul spots 2 fynd insted uv juss wun.
5. kikk sum leebz ober it.
6. sayv sum fer laytah... mini hoominz donut ekspekt dayr dawgz 2 goe moor dan wuns, soe day reelaks aftah da ferst tyme an donut pay a tenshunz.
7. if dayrz sebrul uv yoo wiff da saym hoomin, ko-ordinayt yer effertz soze awlla yooz goe atda saym tyme in diffrunt ayreeuz.
8. moast importint, let yer hoomin tink hee/shee AWLwayz ketchez yoo inda akt. den day woant bee kynd 2 eech udderz lapsiz an will reefyooz 2 pikk up enee udder dawgz poopeez day seez. an donut werree abowd ketchin sum payrasyte fum steppin in anudder dawgz poopeez an likkin it awf yer pauz... sum werm medisin iz tastee!

dis dawgee serbis a nownsmint wuz brawt 2 yoo bi daisy
hoo, dispyte roalin in poopeez ebree chans shee gets, duz nut smell.

an naw fer sumfin diffrint...

i doNUT smell

i wuz sniffin arown goblinz hidey-hole agin an sau dis picher 

peekin owt fum bee tween her boks anna kabnit...

dat iz NUT MEE!!!! da hoomin sed dis dawgie yoosta lib heer 

an goblin wuz nawtee 2 drau on hiz picher. ime nut da smellee wun!

i wuz soe happee dat i sellabraytid bi roalin onna werm.

bafftubb

maykin shur i donut smell.