circe gottid a harekut

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!

circe: stopp laffin or ile smakk yoo!

simon'z kat needz huntin lessinz

kat invashun

bud still no maru!

Salvatore Vuono at FreeDigitalPhotos.net

sez i muss giv da boksis bakk 2 him

kuz hee duzzint want kats in dem.

take yer stoopid boksis!

maru?

maru??!!

yoo ar NUT maru. yoo muss pway inna diffrint boks.

da yeller boks iz onlee fer maru!

まる -  黄色い箱はあなたのためである。

Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net sez he duzzint want kat fur in hiz boksis!

waytin fer maru

まる -  私は行く。 箱で遊ぶことができる。

emtee boksis fer maru fum Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

yoohoo! maru!

mebbe maru iz afrade uv dawgz. i will sneek away.

まる - 犬を恐れているか。 私は去る。

splendid kittee boksis fum Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

kawling まる

kitteez nevver kum wen yoo kawl dem.

i will set owt sum irreesistabubbul boksiz fer maru 2 pway in.

まる - これらは素晴らしい箱である。 

私はあなたのためのそれらを得た。

i gottid da boksis fum Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

まる

itz mi dreem 2 habba webby vizzit fum japan. 

speshulee fum maru. 

i will kawl him an mebbe hee will find mee.

まる まる まる まる まる

私は毎日あなたのブログを読んだ。 
私は日本を愛する。
私はあなたの家族が安全であることを望む。
 私にメッセージを残しなさい。

下さい
(i hope dat sez wut i meen!)

vizzit maru'z blawg, eeben if hee duzzint vizzit mine!

maru iz safe!

i wuz werreed aboud mi jappaneez kittee fren maru soe i wentid 2 hiz webbysite fer nooz. maru iz sayf at hoam!

maru in hiz rainee kote

hay, i nebber gottid a blawgbizzit fum jappan. maru, kum bizzit mee!
wee kan mayk a kummershul toogeddah!

2day i wentid 2 maypulwood dawgpark an meetid a nyse kokker spanyul naymd dudley. hee fell in lub wiff mee an wantid 2 mayk sprocker puppeez wiff mee. hee sed thay wood hab beeyootiful kurlee eerz juss like owrz.

i wantid 2 eet mulch.

sneek attakk

maggie attaks mi teddee bare.

NOTE: i didnut roon da dorr... dat wuz da {smellee} dawg wut livd heer beefor mee.

itz da twins birfday!

2day iz maggie & kismet's birfdays. thay ar 5 yeerz old naw. 

thay hab da same parints an wer born onda same day, so thay ar twins! 

maggie lukks lyke da mommee an kismet lukks lyke da daddee.

thay ar turkish angora kitteez. thare fur is az soff as bunneez. 

thay wood make good skarvs.

thay ar eggsellent mowserz! kismet eets da mowseez shee ketches (eggsept fer a liddo bit uv guts shee leevs fer da hoomin). i tride eetin a mows i kawt owtsyde wuns, bud spit it owt.

i bet thay will nut share thare birfday gooshee fuuds wiff mee 2day.

dat iz nut fare! thay ar sellfish!

her royal floofiness, pwinsess margaret mae (aka maggie mae)

her royal kreem puff, pwinsess kismet

itz circe's birfday!

2day iz mi kittee fren circe's birfday. sheez 8 yeerz oald. 

sheez gonna hav sum gooshee fuud 2 sellabrate. i want sum 2! 

i havvint had enee kat gooshee fuud sins goblin wentid 2 raynbow brij. 

i rememember it wuz tastee. i donut tink circe will share wiff me.

happee birfday circe!

maggie shoze hooz boss

.

snayl mayl

SSS MAK
klik awnda picher 2 inlarj

sundance

i wuz snoopin throo da hoominz stuff onda puter an fowndid sum pomez. ime habbin trubbul reedin dem, bud mebbee yooz kan figger dem owt. noe hoominz ar a loud 2 ryte on mi blawg! bud i stole deez pomez an dayr abowd kritterz, soe i, daisy, pronowns dem hokay ferda blawg.

dis iz wun abowd a kat naymd sundance. 

i dint noe dis kittee, bud i donut tink ide mess wiff him.

Sundance stalking through the house --

King of Mischief, Prince of Malice.

Extra claws entrap the mouse

who dares invade his royal palace.

Tiger Sundance shreds the hand --

foolish hand! -- that comes too near.

"Respect the cat!" is his demand.

"I've teeth and claws for you to fear!"

Magic tamed the Fearsome Beast

and wormed his soul into my heart.

Rancor fled and trouble ceased,

joined us close... ripped us apart.

Sundance, torn from life November 2, 2006

emayl fren

dis iz mi choklit lab emayl fren brie. i hoap 2 meet her sumday!

an dis iz brie'z kittee fren jasper, hoo ile prolly nebber meet.

i doNUT smell

i wuz sniffin arown goblinz hidey-hole agin an sau dis picher 

peekin owt fum bee tween her boks anna kabnit...

dat iz NUT MEE!!!! da hoomin sed dis dawgie yoosta lib heer 

an goblin wuz nawtee 2 drau on hiz picher. ime nut da smellee wun!

i wuz soe happee dat i sellabraytid bi roalin onna werm.

a nuddah pome

i fowndid a nuddah pome stikkin owt fum undah goblinz boks... 
at leest dis wun duzzint say ime steenkee. (i doNUT smell.)

ebree nyte i habba dreem,
gloreeus an wyte,
uvva bole uv i-see kreem
dat i kan likk an byte.

kreemee soss, klottid kreem -
i lub 2 slerp it upp -
kreem cheez, kawfee kreem,
wipt kreem inna kup.

sower kreem, buttahkreem -
i eet it lyke a hawg.
bud i muss say dat kreema weet
iz onlee fit fer dawgz.

MOMMMEEEEE! I KAN HAZ KREEMA WEET????!!!!????

goblin pomez

i wuz gowin throo goblinz seekrit payperz wut shee hid inda bakk uv her hidey hoal, an i fowndid deez pomez. i juss donut noe wut 2 tink. ime fwabbergastid.

dawgz ar noyzee.
dawgeez smell.
day mayk mi lyfe
a libbing hell.
dey eet poop
an vommit 2.
ide radder bee a kat...
wunt yoo?

den dayrz dis wun...

awl i wunt fer kissmass izza liddo tynee boks
juss big enuf fer mee anna bed uv kozee soks.
a liddo boks kan be a kayv, oar lyke a hollow log,
wayr i kan goe 2 get a way fum da smellee dawg.

den i fowndid dis wut shee skracht onda boks wiffa klaw... 

kats rool
dawgz drool

I DONUT SMELL! {in dignint}

sad day

goblin, mi bestist kittee fren, wentid 2 da raynbow brij 2nyte kwyte suddenlee. shee lubd chaysin payper bawlz an bringin dem bakk 2 da hoomin wut throo dem. shee nebber hertid nuffin, nut eeben mowseez. shee wuzza sweet kittie, a reel kyookee. shee wuzz awlmoast 21 yeers oald.

ile miss steelin her fuud an snortin in her eer.

goblin
march 24, 1990 - novembah 9, 2010