hou 2 leeb yer mark

awlla mi puter-savvee dawgie frens may hab seen dis noozlettah da dawgpark sint yer hoomin, aboud pikkin up aftah yerownseffs. da fakt iz... i lub 2 role in poopeez, da freshah da beddah. itz mi gole 2 role inda poopeez uv awl 480 634 dawgz atda park. heerz hou yoo kan help mee.

1. ob kors, du yer bidness wen da hoomin izzint wachin.
2. if day ar wachin prittee kayrful, du it wayr day kant see yoo... lyke beehynd a twee oar twashkan.
3. run az far fum yer hoomin az possibubbul b4 reeleebin yerseff. bi da tyme day get doun dayr, day woant bee aybul 2 fynd it.
4. wahk durrin da akt soe dayrz sebrul spots 2 fynd insted uv juss wun.
5. kikk sum leebz ober it.
6. sayv sum fer laytah... mini hoominz donut ekspekt dayr dawgz 2 goe moor dan wuns, soe day reelaks aftah da ferst tyme an donut pay a tenshunz.
7. if dayrz sebrul uv yoo wiff da saym hoomin, ko-ordinayt yer effertz soze awlla yooz goe atda saym tyme in diffrunt ayreeuz.
8. moast importint, let yer hoomin tink hee/shee AWLwayz ketchez yoo inda akt. den day woant bee kynd 2 eech udderz lapsiz an will reefyooz 2 pikk up enee udder dawgz poopeez day seez. an donut werree abowd ketchin sum payrasyte fum steppin in anudder dawgz poopeez an likkin it awf yer pauz... sum werm medisin iz tastee!

dis dawgee serbis a nownsmint wuz brawt 2 yoo bi daisy
hoo, dispyte roalin in poopeez ebree chans shee gets, duz nut smell.

an naw fer sumfin diffrint...