Sunday, May 15, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

feroshus dawg

owr wahks go bi a big fens wiffa sine onnit...

WARNING
I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.
CAN YOU?

yah, i kood! i kood make it OBER da fens in 2.8 sekkondz!

eneewayz, da dawg beehind da fens gets awl jumpy & bangy onda fens wen wee wahk bi an goze BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!

kan yoo see da dawg in dis picher?

den wee wentid down da allee an gotta guud lukk at him.
hee
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!
an jumpy at dat fens 2.

den hee gottid konfyoozd kuz wee dint hurree a way,
an he stopt yappin an pozed fer dis picher.

i wuntid 2 go ober an make frens wiff him,
bud da hoomin thawt hee mite go BERZERKO.

thare hee iz!

Friday, May 13, 2011

sooper stishun

2day iz da onliest fryday da therteenth dis yeer.
da blogspot wuz brokin an eerayst mi blawg fum yestiddy.

juss sayin.

i saw a holsteen kow.
it did nut kross mi path, bud it gave mee dis eebil luuk.
dis kow livs awn westpark.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

eerlee mawnin wahk

dis foto wuz taken bi a fishy & wildlife
werker onda klok, so i kan yooz it
cuz i pade taksiz 2 Bo.
da hoomin an mee wentid onna lawng wahk dis mawnin... at sevvin oh klok! it wuz nise an kool. i saw hoominz gowin 2 werk an thay awl sed herrow 2 uss. i saw liddo hoominz gowin 2 skool – thay ran akross da street 2 pet mee.

i saw a mokkinberd on top a tellyfone pole jumpy up-an-doun, an singin an singin...

pay sum tenshunz 2 mee...
      ima hansum berdee.
lissin 2 mi sawngz...
      i sing lowd an lawng.
awlla yoo gerl berdeez....
     lets make sum berd babeez!


hee wuz aktin juss like dis mokkinberd...

Saturday, May 7, 2011

arfs 2 da filippeenz!

a filipino dawg browzd mi blawg!
musta!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

spidey gawn!

mi liddo spider fren skuttuld awf beehind da monniter sumware.
i donut hab eneeting 2 pway wiff naw.
da sowthwest sitty dawgpark iz still klozed.
ime so deep rest.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

spidey plaze kardz

den hee eetid a moff.
hee duzzint wunt antz 2day.