dat iz juss so RONG
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
da eester storee
2day iz wen awlla da wabbits role da eggz
a way fum thare hidey-hole doorz an peek owtsyde.
iffitz sunnee thay hoppy owtside
an showt 'lets make sum baybeez!!!!!'
thay dekkerate da eggz wiff purtee kullerz
2 make eech uther happee.
den thay habba big partee.
iffitz nut sunnee, thay go bakk 2 sleeps fer 3 dayz.
srsly.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
arfs 2 awstralia!
mega-arfs! a dawg in awstralia fowndid mi blawg!
mebbe it wuzza dingo!?
g'day mate!!!
Monday, April 11, 2011
takksiz
i gotta add up awl da treets i ernd lass yeer fer doowin trikks.
i didnut noe i hadda keep trakk uv dis!
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| kowntin mi kookeez |
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
flat skwerl
i fownd a skwerl inda street 2day.
it did nut run a way, wich konfoozed mee.
da hoomin let mee sniffy it a liddo,
bud woodnut let mee choo onnit.
da hoomin let mee sniffy it a liddo,
bud woodnut let mee choo onnit.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
pole dawg
i votid 2day. thare wuzza goldie reetreever workin da polez wiffa OGILVIE sine arown her nekk. shee wuzzint awnna leesh... bud shee dint run awf! shee wuz fokust on her jawb. i kood nebber bee dat dedikatid 2 OGILVIE az lawng az tharez a skwerl wut needs chaysin. bud if heez got da goldie reetreever vote, den heez got da english springer vote!
chooin klauz, waytin fer da reesultz....
DA REEZULTS – da OGILVIE wun bi a woppin marjin! mebbe dat donkee'z hoomin will giv up wuns an fer awl?
naw... abowt dat dawgpark da OGILVIE prommist mee...
Monday, April 4, 2011
kat invashun
bud still no maru!
sez i muss giv da boksis bakk 2 him
kuz hee duzzint want kats in dem.
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| take yer stoopid boksis! |
Sunday, April 3, 2011
maru?
maru??!!
yoo ar NUT maru. yoo muss pway inna diffrint boks.
da yeller boks iz onlee fer maru!
まる - 黄色い箱はあなたのためである。
Saturday, April 2, 2011
annaversaree day
2day iz mi wun-yeer annaversaree uv kummin 2 lib heer!
aftah i left mi dawg mommee, i wentid 2 da granit sitty apa. mi name wuz marble. den sumwun doptid mee, an i libd in jerseyvill, illinoy. den sumwun els doptid mee an chaynjd mi name 2 daisy. den DIS hoomin doptid mee an i kame 2 saynt loois, mizzeree. dats 5 homez, an ime nut eeben 4 yeerz old!
ive lernd menee tings heer! awl i noo wuz 'sit.' naw i ...
aftah i left mi dawg mommee, i wentid 2 da granit sitty apa. mi name wuz marble. den sumwun doptid mee, an i libd in jerseyvill, illinoy. den sumwun els doptid mee an chaynjd mi name 2 daisy. den DIS hoomin doptid mee an i kame 2 saynt loois, mizzeree. dats 5 homez, an ime nut eeben 4 yeerz old!
ive lernd menee tings heer! awl i noo wuz 'sit.' naw i ...
- li doun
- stand up
- shake pauz
- tern inna sirkul
- kurtsee
- tern left (wen weer onna wahk)
- stay & kum (sumtimez, if i feel like it)
- yooz a kompyooter
- wate at da top uvda starez till da hoomin sez kum
- donut rush throo dorrz
- donut nokk da hoomin ober wen shee bringz mi fuuds
- donut jumpy owtta da kar
- donut jumpy da fens
- donut chays kitteez wen thay run... or skwerlz... or wabbits
- donut jumpy on hoominz
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| i kurtsee fer da kamra - mi bestist trikk! |
Friday, April 1, 2011
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