Thursday, March 31, 2011

kawling まる

kitteez nevver kum wen yoo kawl dem.
i will set owt sum irreesistabubbul boksiz fer maru 2 pway in.

まる - これらは素晴らしい箱である。 
私はあなたのためのそれらを得た。

i gottid da boksis fum Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

まる

itz mi dreem 2 habba webby vizzit fum japan. 
speshulee fum maru. 
i will kawl him an mebbe hee will find mee.

まる まる まる まる まる
私は毎日あなたのブログを読んだ。 
私は日本を愛する。
私はあなたの家族が安全であることを望む。
 私にメッセージを残しなさい
下さい
(i hope dat sez wut i meen!)
vizzit maru'z blawg, eeben if hee duzzint vizzit mine!

Monday, March 28, 2011

noozletter

heerz da sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter dat mi hoomin did.

klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

Sunday, March 27, 2011

dawgpark noozletter

4 itimz uv note 2 dawgeez inda hoominz sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter...

offensiv butt picher

  1. da dawgpark will bee klozed aypril 3 fer 6 weeks. dats like 42 weeks in dawglife. dats like furebber!!!!! ime glad i hab mi bakkup dawgpark in maypulwood!!!!
  2. thay ar gowin 2 putta waddah fawsit inda liddo dawg sekshun. bud no planz fer an ingrownd swimmin pule.
  3. thay startid a 'wach owt fer dis guy' spy program 2 identify dawgz wut kawz trubbul. i kan tink uvva kuppul uv dawgz wut kawz mee trubbul.
  4. da populashun haz eksplodid to 586 dawgz. dis makes mi gole much harder 2 akomplish. heerz how yoo kan help mee!
mi hoomin deezined da noozletter. shee putta picher uv mi butt & tayl innit! nut mi fays! ime nut happee habbin mi butt inda noozletter. i donut tink its fare or nise.

SSS RFP 10/586

Monday, March 21, 2011

lektrik emerjensee! part 2

2 hoominz floo up inda air inna bukkit.

den wun uv dem hangd owtta da bukkit
wile da smarter wun stayd inside.
anuddah trukk kaym wiffa noo pole.
thay drild a big hole nekst 2 da old pole
wile i waytid fer da hoominz pants 2 fawl awf.

(da hoominz ar habbin 2 much funs
pwaying wiff awlla deez trukks an bukkits an drillz an stuff!
)
oh noez!!!! itz 2 tall!!!! wut ar thay gonna do naw?!
awlla da trukks an hoominz left it juss like dis.
i donut noe wuts holding up da old pole.
i tink it may fawl down agin!!!!!

lektrik emerjensee!

lotsa eggsitemint on mi blokk 2day. a lektrik pole wuz leenin ober. da lektrik hoominz sed it gottid tie-tie. den thay pettid mee an sed i wuz purtee.
'oh noez!!! wut ar wee gonna doo?!'
thay blokt awf da street, den lukkt at it fum a safe distins.
da trukk pusht it bakk upp
then thay poyntid at it
then da waddah kumpnee anna nayber kame 2 wach
dat pole iz in frunt uvda hows wut got bernd last summer

oh, moor eggsitemint owtsyde... gotta tayk moor picherz! BRB

Sunday, March 20, 2011

ferst bloomz

mi daffydilz popt opin onda ferst day uv spring!