arfs 2 meksiko & yookrane!

sum dawgz inda yookrane & meksiko fowndid mi blawg

Добрий день & hola!

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gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv

mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...

it reelee wuzza gazz...

bud thay dont kare.

hoomiliate thare king,

jooli wuz sucha fling,

kuz thay diddint habba ting

but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip

may kwivver juss a bit

but hooz 2 noe?

in yooniformz uv red,

so sheek an so well bred,

thay lukkt guud eeben ded...

da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz

wiff rokkits an applawz,

but brits juss smile.

wiff kondissending sneer

thay wisper in owr eer,

'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,

yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!

its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
SSS RFP 11/634

traner dawg

i wentid 2 daisypark 2day (dats da dawgpark wen ime da onli wun thare), anna traner kame up 2 da fens wiffa blakk dawg wut had trubbul wiff dawgz beehind fensiz. hee aks mi hoomin iffen i kood help da dawg lern how 2 bee nise.

i kood! i noo wut 2 doo! i stood thare atda fens awl frenlee an waggy mi tale no madder how much dat dawg lunjd an barkbarkbarkt at mee. den i run up&doun da fens a liddo bit like 'lets bee frens & pway!' den i stood thare an waggy mi tale sum moor.

den da dawgie kalmd doun. da traner sed i had 'guud enerjeez.'

i did nut get pade! it wuz hard werk!!!

NUT FARE!!!!!!!

i kood doo dis...

...if onlee i kood terna dorrnob.

circe gottid a harekut

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!

circe: stopp laffin or ile smakk yoo!

summerz a washowt!

itz gonna rane kats & dawgz

i wuz gowin 2 habba speshul ferst-day-uv-summer blawg, bud da thundahboomerz hab put dat awn hold. so heerz sum dawg-thawts onda hoominz' dawgpark noozlettah.

• thare ar 634 dawgie membahz naw. i hav roled inda poopeez uv onlee 10! awlla yoo dawgz gotta reedubbul yer efferts owt thare if ime gonna reech mi gole!

• thare ar 8 uther dawgz atda park named daisy. dis iz NUT FARE! awlla yoo uther daisyz hab got 2 chanj yer namez RITE NAW.

• awlla yoo dawgz kan post yer ideeuz awn how 2 make owr dawgpark da moast speshulist dawgpark inda yoonivers. da hoominz gotta heer wut WEE want! heerz wut i wanna doo...

1. dawgpark dome  - so thare ar NO EKSKYOOSIZ nut 2 take us owt 2 pway.
2. dawg snakk dispenserz (fwee)
3. sheeps 2 herd
4. a ramp ober da fens
5. bone-shape swimmin pule wiffa dert filter, deep enuf 2 akshulee swimmin

wuts yer ideeuh?

i deefi grabitee

tharez a varmint up thare!

wettyhed