arfs 2 china!

a chineez dawg fowndid mi blawg!

你好
ni hao!

mi alderhoomin

i gotta postkard fum mi alderhoomin 2day. heez aftah da dawgie voats!

hee promissiz 2 MEBBE putta dawgpark in franz park! wee kan WAHK 2 dat park! wee kan goe 2 dawgpark ebree day!!!!!!!! bud hee sed 'in the top northwest side', wich mayks no sins at awl. sowth-eest korner mayks moor sins. i donut tink hee noze hiz direkshunz. mebbe its juss a kampane prommis 2 get mi voat. its nut nise 2 lie 2 dawgeez.

mi hoomin iz still madd aboud da trash fee lize. soe i dunno if shee will voat fer him. plus hee nebber anserz her emaylz. if hee loozis, duz dat meen no dawgpark?!

sneek attakk

maggie attaks mi teddee bare.

NOTE: i didnut roon da dorr... dat wuz da {smellee} dawg wut livd heer beefor mee.

espresso inda mawnin

i like it wiff milk

SSS NDM it smelld good

keep a way

pwayin keep a way
us spanyulz gotta stikk toogeddah!

suttul diffrins

kan yoo see da diffrins?

bord, flat eerz

alert, perkee eerz

skwerl mummee

i wuz wahkin past sum bushiz wen mi noze yelld 'lukk ovah heer!'

i dragd dis owt fum unner da bush.

da hoomin woodnut let mee choo onnit.

DIS PICHER IZ NUT FER DA SKWEEMISH.

bud mi huntin dawg frens will like it!

skwerl mummee
klik onda picher 2 see it larjer!!!

itz da twins birfday!

2day iz maggie & kismet's birfdays. thay ar 5 yeerz old naw. 

thay hab da same parints an wer born onda same day, so thay ar twins! 

maggie lukks lyke da mommee an kismet lukks lyke da daddee.

thay ar turkish angora kitteez. thare fur is az soff as bunneez. 

thay wood make good skarvs.

thay ar eggsellent mowserz! kismet eets da mowseez shee ketches (eggsept fer a liddo bit uv guts shee leevs fer da hoomin). i tride eetin a mows i kawt owtsyde wuns, bud spit it owt.

i bet thay will nut share thare birfday gooshee fuuds wiff mee 2day.

dat iz nut fare! thay ar sellfish!

her royal floofiness, pwinsess margaret mae (aka maggie mae)

her royal kreem puff, pwinsess kismet

arfs 2 serbia!

a dawg in serbia fowndid mi blawg 2day.

zdravo!

DAYNJER!!!!

dare izza bauld eegul huntin atda sowthwest sitty dawgpark 2day! hee iz lookin fer poodulz an chiwawaz!!!!

if yoo ar a liddo dawg...

• stay klose 2 a hoomin
• hide unner a big dawg
• or juss stay hoam...

DONUT stand inda middul uvda dawgpark awl bi yerownseff or da last ting yool see is DIS swoopin doun on yoo!

daynjerus berd foto kurtesee uv Tina Phillips / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

da last kissmass kookee

dis iz da last yummee kissmass kookee wut i got fum brie.

da veree last wun.

if i eet it, kissmass will offishulee bee ober.

mebbe ile nevver get anudder kookee in mi life.

mebbe i shood save it.

itz circe's birfday!

2day iz mi kittee fren circe's birfday. sheez 8 yeerz oald. 

sheez gonna hav sum gooshee fuud 2 sellabrate. i want sum 2! 

i havvint had enee kat gooshee fuud sins goblin wentid 2 raynbow brij. 

i rememember it wuz tastee. i donut tink circe will share wiff me.

happee birfday circe!

arfs 2 brazil, ekuador & rusha!

kritterz awl ober da planit vizzited daisyblawg 2day!

ola, hola & zdravstvuj!

flag immijiz fum Salvatore Vuono/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

arfs 2 sowth korea!

a sowth korean dawg fownd mi blawg 2day.

An nyoung!

flag immij fum getfreeimage.com

maggie shoze hooz boss

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2 beet da skwerl...

...yoo muss tink lyke da skwerl.

moor hats

i lykt wayrin hats so much dat i tride sum moor.
i lyke da kowgerl da bestist,
awltho i tink ide make a guud konstrukshun dawg 2.

hay, ive impursonaytid haff da Villij Peepul!
i needa plees, a soljer, anna motorsykul hat.

wuts yer faybrit? voat inda poll inda sydebar!

UP DATE: da poll iz klozed. bi oberwelming vote 'da kowgerl' wun!
tank yoo fer voatin!

da kowgerl

alpine dawg

konstrukshun dawg
dis hat beelawngd 2 da hoominz daddee - mi naym iz nut frank

kardinal fan – dats steve kline's awtograf

beer drinker

mi bananadanna

i yoost 2 wayr a bananadanna arown mi nekk, till a dawg atda dawgpark wuz awlmoast straynguld bi anuddah dawg wut got hiz jaw kawt in hiz koller. naw i donut wayr it 2 dawgpark.

i ekspeeramintid wiff sum bananadanna hats. 

i lyke da fetherd hed dress. wuts yer faybrit?
voat inda poll inda sydebar!

UP DATE: da pole iz klosed. bi underwelming majoritee, 'da turbin' wun. 
dat iz NUT FARE! i wuntid da fetherd hed dress 2 win! 

babushka

i-patch

hedband

fetherd hed dress

owtlaw

terbin

wabbits inda wood pile

dayr ar varmints inda wood pile an unner da dekk. 

soe i puttid sum kayrits owt dayr fer dem. 

lukkee wut i fownd dis mawnin!

maykin sno-dawg trakks

a bushee mustash

its groundhawg day

well, wi NUT habba varmint preedikt da wether? 

a rodint will doo at leest az guud a jawb 

az da wetherhoominz (wut blizzerd?)

soe, if da varmint seez her shaddo, its gonna stay winter ferra wile.

if she duzzint see her shaddo, its gonna get warm inna wile.

i tink sheez gottit kubberd.

ise iz no funs

i tride 2 mayk noze tunnulz & sno-dawgz inda ise pellits,
bud it dint werk. wayrz awl da sno???

da hoomin nekst door iz barbeekyooin owtsyde!

hows-bownd

wi duz da hoomin keep lukkin owt da dorr, bud wee donut go owtsyde?!
dat iz konfyoosin mee.

wee mite hab 2 kamp owt in frunt uvda fyreplays!
i mite hab 2 wayr mi swettah INSYDE da hows!
i tink dis mite bee funs.
i hoap dayrz lotta sno 2 mayk tunnulz wiff mi noze an sno-dawgz.