a tenshun kummershul maykerz!

dis moobee klip, feecherin a happee helthee funnee dawg, 

wood bee da ideel ting ferra dawgfudd kummershul, doncha tink?!

kontact daisy rite naw beefor sumwun els beets yoo 2 it!

see da slyde in akshul tyme wiff instint reeplay

arfs 2 yoonitid kingdum! (an spayn!)

arfs 2 mi brittish cuzzin wut bizzitid mi blawg!

ima ENGLISH springer, soe i tink weer reelaytid sumhow.

UPDAYT: awlso gottid a bizzit fum spayn! hola-arfs!

flag immijiz fum Salvatore Vuono/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

sundance

i wuz snoopin throo da hoominz stuff onda puter an fowndid sum pomez. ime habbin trubbul reedin dem, bud mebbee yooz kan figger dem owt. noe hoominz ar a loud 2 ryte on mi blawg! bud i stole deez pomez an dayr abowd kritterz, soe i, daisy, pronowns dem hokay ferda blawg.

dis iz wun abowd a kat naymd sundance. 

i dint noe dis kittee, bud i donut tink ide mess wiff him.

Sundance stalking through the house --

King of Mischief, Prince of Malice.

Extra claws entrap the mouse

who dares invade his royal palace.

Tiger Sundance shreds the hand --

foolish hand! -- that comes too near.

"Respect the cat!" is his demand.

"I've teeth and claws for you to fear!"

Magic tamed the Fearsome Beast

and wormed his soul into my heart.

Rancor fled and trouble ceased,

joined us close... ripped us apart.

Sundance, torn from life November 2, 2006

toehawks

da hoomin deesydid mi purtee toehawks wernt soe purtee laytlee

an i wuz gettin snobawlz kawt in dem,

soe i hadda full pedikure 2day.

mi spanyul toehawks in beddah dayz

toehawks trimd, klauz grindid - nut soe kyoot, bud morr kumferbubbul

i wuz promist a kookee aftahwerdz if i wuzza GUDDGERL, an i wuz bayree gudd! bud den day sed da treets wer GAWN! wut?? day habba hole storr fulla treets! day fynlee fowndid a treet fer mee bud da groomah hoomin mayd mee sit fer it, wich didnut seem fayr at awl cuz i had awlreddee bin sittin nyse durrin da groomin. i tink shee wuz onna powahtrip.

wyte kissmass

mi sawng

ober da fens an doun da street,

a-varmint huntin i go.

mi noze noze da way

2 wayr wabbits stay

an eebil skwerls lay lo - ho!

ober da fens and doun da street,

i habba role inda sno,

den sniffy da groun

an mozee aroun

till ime kornerd, 2 mi wo - no!

da kitteez wun

wiff a yoonanimus voat, da kitteez WUN da 'soe yoo tink yoo kan sing' kontest. ferran onkor, heerz a nuddah singin kat.

mi hoomin singz dis 2 mee awl da tyme. her voys izzint az gudd az dis kat, bud i lyke it eneewayz.