Thursday, March 31, 2011

kawling まる

kitteez nevver kum wen yoo kawl dem.
i will set owt sum irreesistabubbul boksiz fer maru 2 pway in.

まる - これらは素晴らしい箱である。 
私はあなたのためのそれらを得た。

i gottid da boksis fum Salvatore Vuono / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

まる

itz mi dreem 2 habba webby vizzit fum japan. 
speshulee fum maru. 
i will kawl him an mebbe hee will find mee.

まる まる まる まる まる
私は毎日あなたのブログを読んだ。 
私は日本を愛する。
私はあなたの家族が安全であることを望む。
 私にメッセージを残しなさい
下さい
(i hope dat sez wut i meen!)
vizzit maru'z blawg, eeben if hee duzzint vizzit mine!

Monday, March 28, 2011

noozletter

heerz da sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter dat mi hoomin did.

klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

Sunday, March 27, 2011

dawgpark noozletter

4 itimz uv note 2 dawgeez inda hoominz sowthwest sitty dawgpark noozletter...

offensiv butt picher

  1. da dawgpark will bee klozed aypril 3 fer 6 weeks. dats like 42 weeks in dawglife. dats like furebber!!!!! ime glad i hab mi bakkup dawgpark in maypulwood!!!!
  2. thay ar gowin 2 putta waddah fawsit inda liddo dawg sekshun. bud no planz fer an ingrownd swimmin pule.
  3. thay startid a 'wach owt fer dis guy' spy program 2 identify dawgz wut kawz trubbul. i kan tink uvva kuppul uv dawgz wut kawz mee trubbul.
  4. da populashun haz eksplodid to 586 dawgz. dis makes mi gole much harder 2 akomplish. heerz how yoo kan help mee!
mi hoomin deezined da noozletter. shee putta picher uv mi butt & tayl innit! nut mi fays! ime nut happee habbin mi butt inda noozletter. i donut tink its fare or nise.

SSS RFP 10/586

Monday, March 21, 2011

lektrik emerjensee! part 2

2 hoominz floo up inda air inna bukkit.

den wun uv dem hangd owtta da bukkit
wile da smarter wun stayd inside.
anuddah trukk kaym wiffa noo pole.
thay drild a big hole nekst 2 da old pole
wile i waytid fer da hoominz pants 2 fawl awf.

(da hoominz ar habbin 2 much funs
pwaying wiff awlla deez trukks an bukkits an drillz an stuff!
)
oh noez!!!! itz 2 tall!!!! wut ar thay gonna do naw?!
awlla da trukks an hoominz left it juss like dis.
i donut noe wuts holding up da old pole.
i tink it may fawl down agin!!!!!

lektrik emerjensee!

lotsa eggsitemint on mi blokk 2day. a lektrik pole wuz leenin ober. da lektrik hoominz sed it gottid tie-tie. den thay pettid mee an sed i wuz purtee.
'oh noez!!! wut ar wee gonna doo?!'
thay blokt awf da street, den lukkt at it fum a safe distins.
da trukk pusht it bakk upp
then thay poyntid at it
then da waddah kumpnee anna nayber kame 2 wach
dat pole iz in frunt uvda hows wut got bernd last summer

oh, moor eggsitemint owtsyde... gotta tayk moor picherz! BRB

Sunday, March 20, 2011

ferst bloomz

mi daffydilz popt opin onda ferst day uv spring!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

pukker up!

Monday, March 14, 2011

arfs 2 vietnam!

i gottid a vizzit fum vietnam!
 Chào bạn

Sunday, March 13, 2011

nooz fum da pikkit line

dare iz no nooz. dare iz no pikkit. 
dare iz no dawgstrike. dare iz no peetza! 
ptooey!

so i did mi own protest bi rolin in fwesh poopeez. 
oh yes i did!!!! wun role kloser 2 mi gole!

Friday, March 11, 2011

maru iz safe!

i wuz werreed aboud mi jappaneez kittee fren maru soe i wentid 2 hiz webbysite fer nooz. maru iz sayf at hoam!
maru in hiz rainee kote
hay, i nebber gottid a blawgbizzit fum jappan. maru, kum bizzit mee!
wee kan mayk a kummershul toogeddah!

2day i wentid 2 maypulwood dawgpark an meetid a nyse kokker spanyul naymd dudley. hee fell in lub wiff mee an wantid 2 mayk sprocker puppeez wiff mee. hee sed thay wood hab beeyootiful kurlee eerz juss like owrz.

i wantid 2 eet mulch.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

i votid!

re-inaktmint
wee wahkt 2 da skool 2day an votid. 
i gottid awl wetty inda drizzul rane. 
i did nut getta stikker on mi hed. 
mi vote iz seekrit! ime nut tellin!

i treed a skwerl onda way home.

UP DATE: da wun hoomin i did NUT wunt
fer mi alderhoomin WUN. dis izza trajadee. hee onlee wun kuz da vote wuz split up... nut beekawz lotsa hoominz wunt him!

bud wee habba chans 2 avert totul dizzaster nekst mumf bi votin ferra indeependint... an dat guy wunts a DAWGPARK inda ward sumware! soe i gess yoo noe hool ile vote fer! i kannut beelawng 2 too menee dawgparks.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

deesidin owr fate

thare wuzza dawgpark meetin last munday... wiffowt dawgz.

theez eksklooshunaree taktiks hab got 2 stop! wee habba lotta gudd ideeuz fer OWR dawgpark an thay deeserv 2 be herdid!

thare ar no dawgiez onda dawgpark bord. dis iz NUT FARE!!!!
yoonitid wee stand

i kawl ferra jeneral dawgstrike!!!!

  1. wee will nut pway inda park. wee will nut do kute tingz dat make da hoominz laff. wee will nut chays bawlz or waggy owr taylz.
  2. wee will reefuze 2 leev da park. doo nut kum wen kawld... run a way. if da hoominz reezort 2 leeshiz, lie down on yer side. dis iz kawld passiv reesistins. if da hoominz tri 2 karree yoo owt, go limp. dis will nut werk well if yerra liddo dawg, bud is moast effektiv fer meedeeum an larj size dawgz.
  3. doo nut beeleev da hoominz if thay say thay will leev yoo thare! thay are lyin!!!! dat izza skare taktik!!!!!!
  4. support yer fello dawgstrikerz! if yoo ar nut inda park, save summa yer fuuds 2 share wiff dem. yoo kan push it throo da fens. hab sum peetza sent 2 da park fer dem (yooz da hoominz kreditkard). wee ar awl in dis toogeddah.

heer ar sum chants wee kan yooz...

  1. nuffin abowt uss wiffowt uss!
  2. da park iz fer da bark!
  3. no dialawg wiffowt a dawg!
if wee stikk toogeddah, wee kan make dis happin.

arfs 2 izrael!

a dawg in izrael fowndid mi blawg!
שלום
shalom!