Saturday, May 28, 2011

just fer us nite owlz

so, i juss wentid owtside ferra late nite pee,
an i herd a grate hornd owl!
shee sowndid like dis...



lokk up yer poodulz!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

maru pways in mi boksiz...

sumware els!
luuk at dis picher fum maru'z blawg...
dis iz NUT FARE!
wi maru nut pway in MI boksiz?
i am sad

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

birfday arfs 2 maru!

maru iz 4 yeerz old 2day. hee will prolly get sum gooshee fuud.
i donut tink hee will share wiff mee.
bud i still hope hee kums to vizzit sumtime!
happee birfday 2 maru!
それはMaruのためのすばらしい日である。
あなたのための箱はここにある!
私は私を訪問することを望む。
私達は一緒に遊ぶ。
私達は愛する!


Monday, May 23, 2011

nutta tornaydo

...juss a huje windy dat bloo doun dis twee akross da street

Sunday, May 22, 2011

sum dawgz cheet!

wee kawt a kuppul dawgz & thare hoominz tryin 2 sneek n2 da maypul wood dawgpark 2day. thay tride da kee-pad. den thay sed, 'oh wee forgottid da kode. let us in.' bud thoze dawgz dint hab dawgpark taggs, soe wee dint let dem pway.

maypul wood dawgpark sukks eneewayz! i kannut stop miownseff fum eetin da mulcheez, an neether kan da hoomin, so shee makes mee pway inda baybee dawg sekshun ware da grownd izzint kubberd wiff snakks. noebuddee pwayz inda baybee dawg sekshun! ime so hoomilliatid.

ITZ NUT FARE!

nekst fryday da sowthwest sitty dawgpark opins agin!!!!!! yah!!!!!!! grasses! swimmin pulez! moor rume to runrunrun! i kant wate!

Friday, May 20, 2011

noo huntin tekneek

stay vewwy vewwy still, an da skwerlz kum 2 yoo.
i kant wate 2 tri dis owt!

arfs 2 pakkistan!

hay, a kritter in pakkistan fowndid daisyblawg!
السلام علیکم
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Monday, May 16, 2011

bottul tree

dis rare tree groze bottulz insted uv leevs.
its awlso sprowtid sum danglee kristulz.
yoo kan see dis amazin bottul tree awn kraft

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

feroshus dawg

owr wahks go bi a big fens wiffa sine onnit...

WARNING
I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.
CAN YOU?

yah, i kood! i kood make it OBER da fens in 2.8 sekkondz!

eneewayz, da dawg beehind da fens gets awl jumpy & bangy onda fens wen wee wahk bi an goze BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!

kan yoo see da dawg in dis picher?

den wee wentid down da allee an gotta guud lukk at him.
hee
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!
an jumpy at dat fens 2.

den hee gottid konfyoozd kuz wee dint hurree a way,
an he stopt yappin an pozed fer dis picher.

i wuntid 2 go ober an make frens wiff him,
bud da hoomin thawt hee mite go BERZERKO.

thare hee iz!

Friday, May 13, 2011

sooper stishun

2day iz da onliest fryday da therteenth dis yeer.
da blogspot wuz brokin an eerayst mi blawg fum yestiddy.

juss sayin.

i saw a holsteen kow.
it did nut kross mi path, bud it gave mee dis eebil luuk.
dis kow livs awn westpark.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

eerlee mawnin wahk

dis foto wuz taken bi a fishy & wildlife
werker onda klok, so i kan yooz it
cuz i pade taksiz 2 Bo.
da hoomin an mee wentid onna lawng wahk dis mawnin... at sevvin oh klok! it wuz nise an kool. i saw hoominz gowin 2 werk an thay awl sed herrow 2 uss. i saw liddo hoominz gowin 2 skool – thay ran akross da street 2 pet mee.

i saw a mokkinberd on top a tellyfone pole jumpy up-an-doun, an singin an singin...

pay sum tenshunz 2 mee...
      ima hansum berdee.
lissin 2 mi sawngz...
      i sing lowd an lawng.
awlla yoo gerl berdeez....
     lets make sum berd babeez!


hee wuz aktin juss like dis mokkinberd...

Saturday, May 7, 2011

arfs 2 da filippeenz!

a filipino dawg browzd mi blawg!
musta!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

spidey gawn!

mi liddo spider fren skuttuld awf beehind da monniter sumware.
i donut hab eneeting 2 pway wiff naw.
da sowthwest sitty dawgpark iz still klozed.
ime so deep rest.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

spidey plaze kardz

den hee eetid a moff.
hee duzzint wunt antz 2day.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

spidey wachiz hizownseff

spidey annaliziz hiz huntin tekneek,
den hee attakt hizownseff!
(unforchunitlee, i donut habba moobee uv dat.)
den hee eetid 2 antz fer reel.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

spider frend

dis spider haz bin livvin on mi moniter fer 2 dayz naw. 
hee likes 2 chays da poynter arown. 
wach him attakk an tri 2 eet it!

i tink dis izza liddo wulf spider,
so it muss bee a kuzzin uv mine.