pukker up!

arfs 2 vietnam!

i gottid a vizzit fum vietnam!

 Chào bạn

nooz fum da pikkit line

dare iz no nooz. dare iz no pikkit. 

dare iz no dawgstrike. dare iz no peetza! 

ptooey!

so i did mi own protest bi rolin in fwesh poopeez. 

oh yes i did!!!! wun role kloser 2 mi gole!

SSS RFP 10/480

maru iz safe!

i wuz werreed aboud mi jappaneez kittee fren maru soe i wentid 2 hiz webbysite fer nooz. maru iz sayf at hoam!

maru in hiz rainee kote

hay, i nebber gottid a blawgbizzit fum jappan. maru, kum bizzit mee!
wee kan mayk a kummershul toogeddah!

2day i wentid 2 maypulwood dawgpark an meetid a nyse kokker spanyul naymd dudley. hee fell in lub wiff mee an wantid 2 mayk sprocker puppeez wiff mee. hee sed thay wood hab beeyootiful kurlee eerz juss like owrz.

i wantid 2 eet mulch.

i votid!

re-inaktmint

wee wahkt 2 da skool 2day an votid. 

i gottid awl wetty inda drizzul rane. 

i did nut getta stikker on mi hed. 

mi vote iz seekrit! ime nut tellin!

i treed a skwerl onda way home.

UP DATE: da wun hoomin i did NUT wunt
fer mi alderhoomin WUN. dis izza trajadee. hee onlee wun kuz da vote wuz split up... nut beekawz lotsa hoominz wunt him!

bud wee habba chans 2 avert totul dizzaster nekst mumf bi votin ferra indeependint... an dat guy wunts a DAWGPARK inda ward sumware! soe i gess yoo noe hool ile vote fer! i kannut beelawng 2 too menee dawgparks.

deesidin owr fate

thare wuzza dawgpark meetin last munday... wiffowt dawgz.

theez eksklooshunaree taktiks hab got 2 stop! wee habba lotta gudd ideeuz fer OWR dawgpark an thay deeserv 2 be herdid!

thare ar no dawgiez onda dawgpark bord. dis iz NUT FARE!!!!

yoonitid wee stand

i kawl ferra jeneral dawgstrike!!!!

1. wee will nut pway inda park. wee will nut do kute tingz dat make da hoominz laff. wee will nut chays bawlz or waggy owr taylz.
2. wee will reefuze 2 leev da park. doo nut kum wen kawld... run a way. if da hoominz reezort 2 leeshiz, lie down on yer side. dis iz kawld passiv reesistins. if da hoominz tri 2 karree yoo owt, go limp. dis will nut werk well if yerra liddo dawg, bud is moast effektiv fer meedeeum an larj size dawgz.
3. doo nut beeleev da hoominz if thay say thay will leev yoo thare! thay are lyin!!!! dat izza skare taktik!!!!!!
4. support yer fello dawgstrikerz! if yoo ar nut inda park, save summa yer fuuds 2 share wiff dem. yoo kan push it throo da fens. hab sum peetza sent 2 da park fer dem (yooz da hoominz kreditkard). wee ar awl in dis toogeddah.

heer ar sum chants wee kan yooz...

1. nuffin abowt uss wiffowt uss!
2. da park iz fer da bark!
3. no dialawg wiffowt a dawg!

if wee stikk toogeddah, wee kan make dis happin.

arfs 2 izrael!

a dawg in izrael fowndid mi blawg!

שלום

shalom!