Monday, May 23, 2011

nutta tornaydo

...juss a huje windy dat bloo doun dis twee akross da street

Sunday, May 22, 2011

sum dawgz cheet!

wee kawt a kuppul dawgz & thare hoominz tryin 2 sneek n2 da maypul wood dawgpark 2day. thay tride da kee-pad. den thay sed, 'oh wee forgottid da kode. let us in.' bud thoze dawgz dint hab dawgpark taggs, soe wee dint let dem pway.

maypul wood dawgpark sukks eneewayz! i kannut stop miownseff fum eetin da mulcheez, an neether kan da hoomin, so shee makes mee pway inda baybee dawg sekshun ware da grownd izzint kubberd wiff snakks. noebuddee pwayz inda baybee dawg sekshun! ime so hoomilliatid.

ITZ NUT FARE!

nekst fryday da sowthwest sitty dawgpark opins agin!!!!!! yah!!!!!!! grasses! swimmin pulez! moor rume to runrunrun! i kant wate!

Friday, May 20, 2011

noo huntin tekneek

stay vewwy vewwy still, an da skwerlz kum 2 yoo.
i kant wate 2 tri dis owt!

arfs 2 pakkistan!

hay, a kritter in pakkistan fowndid daisyblawg!
السلام علیکم
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Monday, May 16, 2011

bottul tree

dis rare tree groze bottulz insted uv leevs.
its awlso sprowtid sum danglee kristulz.
yoo kan see dis amazin bottul tree awn kraft

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

feroshus dawg

owr wahks go bi a big fens wiffa sine onnit...

WARNING
I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.
CAN YOU?

yah, i kood! i kood make it OBER da fens in 2.8 sekkondz!

eneewayz, da dawg beehind da fens gets awl jumpy & bangy onda fens wen wee wahk bi an goze BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!

kan yoo see da dawg in dis picher?

den wee wentid down da allee an gotta guud lukk at him.
hee
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!
an jumpy at dat fens 2.

den hee gottid konfyoozd kuz wee dint hurree a way,
an he stopt yappin an pozed fer dis picher.

i wuntid 2 go ober an make frens wiff him,
bud da hoomin thawt hee mite go BERZERKO.

thare hee iz!