iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher

2day i proovd dat da 

jw pet iSqueak tuff rubbah skweeky bawl 

iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!

itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.

den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.

no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

arfs 2 algeria!

i fowndid a fren in aljeeria!

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noo pole

aftah 3 mumfs, thay finelee moovd da wirez fum da old pole 2 da noo wun.

see lektrik emerjensee part 1 an part 2

arfs 2 meksiko & yookrane!

sum dawgz inda yookrane & meksiko fowndid mi blawg

Добрий день & hola!

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gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv

mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...

it reelee wuzza gazz...

bud thay dont kare.

hoomiliate thare king,

jooli wuz sucha fling,

kuz thay diddint habba ting

but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip

may kwivver juss a bit

but hooz 2 noe?

in yooniformz uv red,

so sheek an so well bred,

thay lukkt guud eeben ded...

da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz

wiff rokkits an applawz,

but brits juss smile.

wiff kondissending sneer

thay wisper in owr eer,

'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,

yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!

its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
SSS RFP 11/634

traner dawg

i wentid 2 daisypark 2day (dats da dawgpark wen ime da onli wun thare), anna traner kame up 2 da fens wiffa blakk dawg wut had trubbul wiff dawgz beehind fensiz. hee aks mi hoomin iffen i kood help da dawg lern how 2 bee nise.

i kood! i noo wut 2 doo! i stood thare atda fens awl frenlee an waggy mi tale no madder how much dat dawg lunjd an barkbarkbarkt at mee. den i run up&doun da fens a liddo bit like 'lets bee frens & pway!' den i stood thare an waggy mi tale sum moor.

den da dawgie kalmd doun. da traner sed i had 'guud enerjeez.'

i did nut get pade! it wuz hard werk!!!

NUT FARE!!!!!!!

i kood doo dis...

...if onlee i kood terna dorrnob.