traner dawg

i wentid 2 daisypark 2day (dats da dawgpark wen ime da onli wun thare), anna traner kame up 2 da fens wiffa blakk dawg wut had trubbul wiff dawgz beehind fensiz. hee aks mi hoomin iffen i kood help da dawg lern how 2 bee nise.

i kood! i noo wut 2 doo! i stood thare atda fens awl frenlee an waggy mi tale no madder how much dat dawg lunjd an barkbarkbarkt at mee. den i run up&doun da fens a liddo bit like 'lets bee frens & pway!' den i stood thare an waggy mi tale sum moor.

den da dawgie kalmd doun. da traner sed i had 'guud enerjeez.'

i did nut get pade! it wuz hard werk!!!

NUT FARE!!!!!!!

i kood doo dis...

...if onlee i kood terna dorrnob.

circe gottid a harekut

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!

circe: stopp laffin or ile smakk yoo!

summerz a washowt!

itz gonna rane kats & dawgz

i wuz gowin 2 habba speshul ferst-day-uv-summer blawg, bud da thundahboomerz hab put dat awn hold. so heerz sum dawg-thawts onda hoominz' dawgpark noozlettah.

• thare ar 634 dawgie membahz naw. i hav roled inda poopeez uv onlee 10! awlla yoo dawgz gotta reedubbul yer efferts owt thare if ime gonna reech mi gole!

• thare ar 8 uther dawgz atda park named daisy. dis iz NUT FARE! awlla yoo uther daisyz hab got 2 chanj yer namez RITE NAW.

• awlla yoo dawgz kan post yer ideeuz awn how 2 make owr dawgpark da moast speshulist dawgpark inda yoonivers. da hoominz gotta heer wut WEE want! heerz wut i wanna doo...

1. dawgpark dome  - so thare ar NO EKSKYOOSIZ nut 2 take us owt 2 pway.
2. dawg snakk dispenserz (fwee)
3. sheeps 2 herd
4. a ramp ober da fens
5. bone-shape swimmin pule wiffa dert filter, deep enuf 2 akshulee swimmin

wuts yer ideeuh?

i deefi grabitee

tharez a varmint up thare!

wettyhed

summer noozlettah

herez da sowthwest sitty dawgpark summer noozlettah wut i did

klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

hokay, hokay.... mi hoomin did da noozlettah.

bud tharez a picher uv mi noze innit! i pozed fer dat!

fantasee sunduhz

i kant stop tinkin uvdat dawgie sunduh!

heerz sum uther sunduhz ide like 2 eet.

wuts yer fabrit? vote inda pole!

i skreem drizzuld wiff meltid peenut buddah soss
an topt wiff bakin sprinkulz

i skreem smutherd in krunchee mulch

i skreem onna base uv warm skwerl


i skreem providid bi idea go / freedigitalphotos.net
onna plate fum Carlos Porto / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

sunduh

aftah a hard day pwayin

i koold awf inda tubba waddah

den i gottid a dawgie sunduh at mistah wizerdz

yummee, yah?!

baff day

i gottid a baff 2day owtside wiff da handy groomer.

da sopey woodnut kum owt, eeven mikst 1:3 wiff waddah.

so da hoomin hadda pore picherz uv sopey waddah ober mee.

sopey dawg

dis wuz moor funs fer her than fer mee.

bud at leest habbin a baff owtside

meens i kan role onda grownd rite a way

soze i smell uv dert & wermz like a propper huntin dawg

insted uv kokonutz.

kleen wetty dawg

i saw a big snake, az big az mi tale!

i wuntid 2 role onnit, bud it hid inda woodspile.

da hoomin sed shee shood skwert mee awf wiff kold waddah

beefor wee take a wahk, soze i stay kool.

i donut noe if i wood like dat.

i like 2 get wetty on mi oan termz!