it wuzza wunnerful day 2 bee a dawg! first i wentid 2 dawgpark an i pwayd wiff awl mi frens.
den az part uv mi edyookayshun azza erbin sitty dawg, i wentid 2
kaldi's 2 get sum kawfee an kookeez. dis wuz nut az much fun az i ekspektid az i wuz beehynd a liddo fens an koodnut jumpy on ebreebuddee wut wahkt bi.
den kaym da bestist part! wile mi hoomin wuz distraktid gettin owt da kar keez, i suddinlee lunjd atta skwerl i sau in
konkordia park... an i wuz
FWEE!!!!! ohmidawg!!!!!! i runrunrun awl ober dat park, chaysin skwerlz upda tweez, an bownsin miownseff awffa da twee twunks aftah dem.
den i runrunrun a kross da street an doun anudder street wiff da leesh draggin beehynd mee. i past sumbuddee wahkin a liddo dawg, bud kood nut bee bodderd 2 say herrow kuz DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR! i chayst da varmint n2 a yard, an hee wentid ober da bakk fens, an i wuz tryin 2 jumpy ober da fens aftah him bud it wuz 2 tall. den i herd sumfin beehynd mee... da hoomin shuttin da gayt.
an dat wuz da end uv mi funs.
