Sunday, July 10, 2011

no bawlz

i gottid da mattid furbawlz unner mi eerz shaved awf.
hee shaved mee reelee klose! i hab bawldy spots unner mi eerz naw!
bud thay ar hidden, so ime still purtee.
sniffin weedz

arfs 2 singapore!

i gottid a singapore fren!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher


2day i proovd dat da 
iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!


itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.


den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.
no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

Friday, July 8, 2011

arfs 2 algeria!

i fowndid a fren in aljeeria!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

noo pole

aftah 3 mumfs, thay finelee moovd da wirez fum da old pole 2 da noo wun.
see lektrik emerjensee part 1 an part 2

arfs 2 meksiko & yookrane!

sum dawgz inda yookrane & meksiko fowndid mi blawg
Добрий день & hola!

Monday, July 4, 2011

gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv
mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...
it reelee wuzza gazz...
bud thay dont kare.
hoomiliate thare king,
jooli wuz sucha fling,
kuz thay diddint habba ting
but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip
may kwivver juss a bit
but hooz 2 noe?
in yooniformz uv red,
so sheek an so well bred,
thay lukkt guud eeben ded...
da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz
wiff rokkits an applawz,
but brits juss smile.
wiff kondissending sneer
thay wisper in owr eer,
'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,
yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!
its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
SSS RFP 11/634