a tenshun kummershul maykerz!

dis moobee klip, feecherin a happee helthee funnee dawg, 

wood bee da ideel ting ferra dawgfudd kummershul, doncha tink?!

kontact daisy rite naw beefor sumwun els beets yoo 2 it!

see da slyde in akshul tyme wiff instint reeplay

arfs 2 yoonitid kingdum! (an spayn!)

arfs 2 mi brittish cuzzin wut bizzitid mi blawg!

ima ENGLISH springer, soe i tink weer reelaytid sumhow.

UPDAYT: awlso gottid a bizzit fum spayn! hola-arfs!

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sundance

i wuz snoopin throo da hoominz stuff onda puter an fowndid sum pomez. ime habbin trubbul reedin dem, bud mebbee yooz kan figger dem owt. noe hoominz ar a loud 2 ryte on mi blawg! bud i stole deez pomez an dayr abowd kritterz, soe i, daisy, pronowns dem hokay ferda blawg.

dis iz wun abowd a kat naymd sundance. 

i dint noe dis kittee, bud i donut tink ide mess wiff him.

Sundance stalking through the house --

King of Mischief, Prince of Malice.

Extra claws entrap the mouse

who dares invade his royal palace.

Tiger Sundance shreds the hand --

foolish hand! -- that comes too near.

"Respect the cat!" is his demand.

"I've teeth and claws for you to fear!"

Magic tamed the Fearsome Beast

and wormed his soul into my heart.

Rancor fled and trouble ceased,

joined us close... ripped us apart.

Sundance, torn from life November 2, 2006

toehawks

da hoomin deesydid mi purtee toehawks wernt soe purtee laytlee

an i wuz gettin snobawlz kawt in dem,

soe i hadda full pedikure 2day.

mi spanyul toehawks in beddah dayz

toehawks trimd, klauz grindid - nut soe kyoot, bud morr kumferbubbul

i wuz promist a kookee aftahwerdz if i wuzza GUDDGERL, an i wuz bayree gudd! bud den day sed da treets wer GAWN! wut?? day habba hole storr fulla treets! day fynlee fowndid a treet fer mee bud da groomah hoomin mayd mee sit fer it, wich didnut seem fayr at awl cuz i had awlreddee bin sittin nyse durrin da groomin. i tink shee wuz onna powahtrip.

wyte kissmass

mi sawng

ober da fens an doun da street,

a-varmint huntin i go.

mi noze noze da way

2 wayr wabbits stay

an eebil skwerls lay lo - ho!

ober da fens and doun da street,

i habba role inda sno,

den sniffy da groun

an mozee aroun

till ime kornerd, 2 mi wo - no!

da kitteez wun

wiff a yoonanimus voat, da kitteez WUN da 'soe yoo tink yoo kan sing' kontest. ferran onkor, heerz a nuddah singin kat.

mi hoomin singz dis 2 mee awl da tyme. her voys izzint az gudd az dis kat, bud i lyke it eneewayz.

soe yoo tink yoo kan sing?

kats oar dawgz... yoo voat!

nooist noo swettah

its nutta lether jakkit, bud it hazza tahl koller dat mayks mee lukk kool an keeps mee warm! da broun machiz mi spotteez. blake's hoomin kustum mayd dis harlekwin swettah juss fer mee an i lub it!!!!!

naw i wanna kammoflahj swettah soze i kan sneek up onda skwerlz
oar a wyte wun wiff broun spotz inda saym plays az mi spots
soze it duzzint lukk lyke ime wayrin a swettah!

hou 2 feeld dress a dukk

mi emayl fren brie gayv mee a dukk 2 praktis feeld-dressin awn. 

dis hole proseedyer tukk mee twenny minnits 2 kompleet. 

ive illustraytid da steps inda picher beelo.

i hoap dis will help yoo wiff yer feeld skillz.

klik onda picher 2 enlarj 

mi jawb iz dun

aftah mi frenzeed aktibitee, i enjoid a honey's bakery gormay treet,
awlso kurtasee uv brie! tank yoo 2 mi fren!!!!!

arfs 2 india!

sumdawg in india lukkt atda daisyblawg 2day!
namaste!

sendin da list

dayrz bin sum diskushun abowd how 2 get mi list 2 santa klauz (iffen shee duzzint reed mi blawg). dis iz wut i tink...

santa klauz iz awlso noan az 'sandy pauz'. an how did shee get dat naym? bi diggin in sand fer awl da kissmass lists! nut bi ko-insidins, ime shoor, dayrz a bukkit uv sand juss owtsyde mi bakkdoor. its 2 bayree mi list in! ime konfidint dis will werk.

pee-ess: i wentid 2 dawgpark 2day, anna hoomin mesherd mee awl ober. i tink ime gonna get dat lether jakkit!

maykin a list

list fer santa klauz...

1. dawgpark doam - 2 hotty? 2 kold? 2 muddee? 2 isee? noe ekskyoosiz! juss kubber da dawgpark wiff da doam an pway on!
2. dawgspa day - pamper mee, du mi naylz, shampoopoo, reelaksin rubdoun (speshullee da bellee), juss a trim arown da feets an legz, anna banananana! (NUT a boe, cuz ima tomboi kinda gerl)
3. fens in awlla willmoor park & kut doun da treez - soze da skwerlz an wabbits HAB 2 pway wiff mee. den kubber it awl wiffa doam (see #1).
4. lether jakkit liond wiff lamswool - wiffa koller i kan tern up an lukk kool
5. big lawng boan 2 naw awn

wuts on yer list?

ime nutta krimminul

it haz bin brawt 2 mi a tenshunz bi a nuddah dawg (nut 2 menchun enee naymz, bud shee iz sertifyd in lau inforsmint) dat i wuz rong 2 'run awf' fryday.

i wuz nut 'run awf'... i wuz full fillin mi naycher azza huntin dawg. it izzint mi fawlt dat i hab instinkts 2 chays eneeting dat moobz.

ree-inaktmint uvda nutta-kryme
i aks yoo: iz dat da fays uvva krimminul?

an i didnut brayk enee leesh lauz eeder. i hadda leesh awn!

an da hoomin noo wayr i wuz, soe i wuz nut lawstid.

soe dayr!

SSS NDM seeling kat mayd mee lyke dis

buddy lawst!

mi fren buddy iz lawst. iffen enee uv yoo dawgz sniff him sumwayr,

tell yer hoomin 2 lukk at dis dawgpark messij and help him get bakk hoam!

buddy, da jakk russul

daisy gets a rownd

it wuzza wunnerful day 2 bee a dawg! first i wentid 2 dawgpark an i pwayd wiff awl mi frens.

den az part uv mi edyookayshun azza erbin sitty dawg, i wentid 2 kaldi's 2 get sum kawfee an kookeez. dis wuz nut az much fun az i ekspektid az i wuz beehynd a liddo fens an koodnut jumpy on ebreebuddee wut wahkt bi.

den kaym da bestist part! wile mi hoomin wuz distraktid gettin owt da kar keez, i suddinlee lunjd atta skwerl i sau in konkordia park... an i wuz FWEE!!!!! ohmidawg!!!!!! i runrunrun awl ober dat park, chaysin skwerlz upda tweez, an bownsin miownseff awffa da twee twunks aftah dem.

den i runrunrun a kross da street an doun anudder street wiff da leesh draggin beehynd mee. i past sumbuddee wahkin a liddo dawg, bud kood nut bee bodderd 2 say herrow kuz DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR! i chayst da varmint n2 a yard, an hee wentid ober da bakk fens, an i wuz tryin 2 jumpy ober da fens aftah him bud it wuz 2 tall. den i herd sumfin beehynd mee... da hoomin shuttin da gayt.

an dat wuz da end uv mi funs.

lessun lernd: donut run n2 ANY yardz.

dammij dun: lostid awlda poopee bagz anna flashlite awffa da leesh.
SSS NDM DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR

glacier, da sibeerian husky

glacier & mee habba dreenk

reese, da dalmayshun puppee

da dawgpark enjineer bilt a noo shelter
wiffa haystack winbrayk ferda poor kold hoominz

kaldi's

waytin fer sum kookeez

oliver gets a rownd

oliver azza jiunt puppee at dawgspa

soe, i wuz brouzin da innernets ferra dawgspa an kaym a kross a picher uv oliver on shaker'z baff hows webbypayj. hay, i noe dat dawg - wee pway 2geddah at dawgpark!

noe kommint

SSS NDM bord

dawg dokter

i wentid 2 da dawg dokter 2day an gottid awl mi shotz anna noo joolree. anna i peed inna kup (a-hokay dayr). den da dokter did sum unmenchunabubbul tingz dat mayd mee tink i wuz atda ayrport. bud den i gottid kookeez anna bellee rubb, soe weer frens agin.

i wuzza GUDDGERL!

ree-inaktmint - doo 2 kamra fergettij

emayl fren

dis iz mi choklit lab emayl fren brie. i hoap 2 meet her sumday!

an dis iz brie'z kittee fren jasper, hoo ile prolly nebber meet.

in udder berd nooz

mi sekkund kuzzin wuns reemoobd izza kardinal! yah!

bryan anderson {mi kuzzin}
wach him pway wiff bawlz
noat: dis hoomin iz a loud onlee kuz heeza berd

berd nest

mee anda hoomin fowndid dis emtee berd nest onda sydewahk.

da bilder berd reesykuld.

da hoominz payj

da hoomin konbinst mee 2 add her webbysite 2 da daisyblawg.

shee mayd mee an awfer i koodnut reefyooz.

noo swettah

i lub mi noo swettah. duz it lukk lyke ime gowin 2 kollij?

sistahz

angel (leff) an sydney, fur-reel sistahz an bestist frens furebber, hab jakkits wiff flutterbyz on dem.

i kant deesyde wich toi 2 pway wiff!

maru gotta kummershul...

...an i dint

da kat ide moast lyke 2 meet got inna kummershul. ime jellus! i wanna kummershul. da hoomin shood keep a kamra on mee AWL day 2 kapcher awl da ekstra-kyoot tingz i du soze i kan habba kummershul. den i kan get lotsa toiz an stuffs. da hoomin woodnut hab 2 du eneeting bud tayk mee 2 dawgpark 2 tayk more kyoot picherz uv mee fer moor kummershulz! {lukkin ferra boks 2 jump in}

hmpf... thay reemoobd da kummershul.
so heerz mi faybrit maru videeoh

daisyblawg goze globul!

sumdawg in croatia lukkt at mi blawg 2day. ime soe eggsytid!

halo 2 da croatian dawgie!

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