Saturday, July 30, 2011

griffin

dis iz mi noo fren, griffin. heez 7 mumfs old.
wee swimd an playd chase an had lotsa funs 2geddah 2day!

Friday, July 29, 2011

ARFS 2 FRANS!

mi dreem kum troo! at lawng last, 
i gottid a blawg vizzit fum frans!
bonjour 2 awlla yoo frenchy poodulz
an briardz an bulldawgz!!!!!

mi hoomin sez in paris, dawgeez kan go eneeware...
n2 shops, kaffays... eneeware! is dat troo???

mi hoomin tukk mee inna shop lass week, an thay wer awl
YOO KANT BRING A DAWGIE IN HEER!
an shee wuz awl
I KANT LEEV HER INDA KAR! ITS 2 HOTTY!
an i wuz awl
DOO I GETTA KOOKEE HEER?

i wanna liv in paris. thay luv thare dawgz!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

paw-mee-downz

i wuz wiled wiff eggsitemint 2 get sum toiz.
thay wer in perfek kondishun wiff annoyin skweekerz.
i, Distrukto Dawg, wentid 2 werk on dem rite a way.
purtee red stuft bone wiff danglee ropes
rubbah weel wiff attacht red rope
wun ower later

Sunday, July 17, 2011

mi noo kuzzin

this iz fergie, mi noo kuzzin hoo livs in kallifornya.
sheez an olde english sheepsdawg,
bud sheez onlee 8 weeks old, so i tink sheez a yung english sheepsdawg?
sheez english like mee!
this iz buster, fergie'z older bruther.
heez a beljin malinois.
heez lernin 2 drive so thay kan kum vizzit mee.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

itz mi birfday week end!

i gottid a prezzie! CHIPMUNKZ! i gib dis toi 4 pawz up!
aftah killin awlla da varmintz, i wentid 2 werk onda boks

Friday, July 15, 2011

itz mi birfday!

i startid owt mi birfday bi deemandin a wahk at 4 oh klok inda mawnin. da hoomin hadda doo it kuz it wuz mi birfday an i get wutebber i want on mi birfday!

den i hadda birfday pardee atda dawgpark!
heer ar summa da dawgz wut kame 2 mi pardee.
sam

riley

gunther
sweetie

den i had sum birfday i skreem at dayree kween.
i am
4 yeerz old 2day!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

1...

1 day
until mi birfday!

!!!! toomorrah iz mi birfday !!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

2...

2 dayz
until mi birfday!

!!!! fryday iz mi birfday !!!!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

3...

3 dayz
until mi birfday!!!!

!!!!fryday iz mi birfday!!!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

no bawlz

i gottid da mattid furbawlz unner mi eerz shaved awf.
hee shaved mee reelee klose! i hab bawldy spots unner mi eerz naw!
bud thay ar hidden, so ime still purtee.
sniffin weedz

arfs 2 singapore!

i gottid a singapore fren!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher


2day i proovd dat da 
iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!


itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.


den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.
no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

Friday, July 8, 2011

arfs 2 algeria!

i fowndid a fren in aljeeria!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

noo pole

aftah 3 mumfs, thay finelee moovd da wirez fum da old pole 2 da noo wun.
see lektrik emerjensee part 1 an part 2

arfs 2 meksiko & yookrane!

sum dawgz inda yookrane & meksiko fowndid mi blawg
Добрий день & hola!

Monday, July 4, 2011

gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv
mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...
it reelee wuzza gazz...
bud thay dont kare.
hoomiliate thare king,
jooli wuz sucha fling,
kuz thay diddint habba ting
but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip
may kwivver juss a bit
but hooz 2 noe?
in yooniformz uv red,
so sheek an so well bred,
thay lukkt guud eeben ded...
da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz
wiff rokkits an applawz,
but brits juss smile.
wiff kondissending sneer
thay wisper in owr eer,
'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,
yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!
its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
SSS RFP 11/634