bakkseet drybin

WACH OWT FER DAT SKWERL!!!

lappin upda lub

i lub gettin pets fum ebreebuddee!

SSS WHB bukkshelf inda libbin rume

ceecee moddulz

ceecee modduld dis lukzhoorius kwiltid vest 2day...

an i roled in sum fwesh poopeez!

SSS RFP 9/481

jiunt dawg day

oliver, da saynt bernard/grayt pyreneez jiunt dawgie

sadie, da saynt bernard goeliuth

duncan, da noofundlund bayr

lola, da graynt dayn jiraff

                               

                                              i maydid da noo red cuzbawl kri

sweetie

EBREE dawgie wuz atda park 2day, in kloodin MEE fynlee.

i hadda grayt tyme runrunrunnin an gettin awl muddee.

dis iz mi noo fren sweetie. her ize ar difrunt kullerz.

tanksgibbing

ime tanksful dat da hoomin tayks mee 2 dawgpark.

ime nut tanksful dat weer nut gowin 2day.

wayr i lawng 2 bee ryte naw

rayn rayn goe a way

i wanna goe dawgpark.

i donut kayr if i get wetty!

i donut kayr iffits kold!!

i donut kayr iffits muddee!!!

da hoomin hasta tayk mee RYTE NAW

oar ile goe STER KWAYZEE!!!!

ime gonna ryte a pome

a blaynk monniter...


















i heer wabbits inda leebz.
izzit tyme fer wahk?!

moobee starz

i mayd mi uss-toob daybyoo wiff dis sinkronyzd runrunrun praktis seshun.

red bayr toi

jw pet ruffians bayr

i fowndid a noo toi inda dawgpark... itsa redd bayr dats a lotta funs fer boaf liddo an bigg dawgz 2 run wiff an choo awn. it hadda skweekee innit bud sumdawg tukk moast uvvit owt an i finnisht da jawb. den i chood awf wun uvvits eerz. i gib dis toi 4 pauz up fer instint deestroyabillitee grattifikayshunz!

Distrukto Dawg testin durrabillitee

jack, ???, an mee pwaying chays wiff bloo nobbee bawl
(reevyood heer) 

2day atda park

ceecee shoze awf her hoodee

brandy (onda top) an mabel ressul

i fowndid sum fresh poopeez 2 role in beehind da fort, bud wuz foyld bi a pare uv kwik ize. tanks 2 da dawg wut leff it dayr fer me doh!

moor dawg frens

if yoo wanna see if yer picher iz onda blawg sumwayr, tipe yer naym inda serch boks (noo posts may nut show up ferra wyle). or beddah yet, juss lukk at EBREEting! arfarfarf!

hansum cody lubs bawlz

joey chekks owt da fort

my fren otis

nick da malamyoot izza jentul jiunt

kyoot kikyo, still sittin payshuntlee

sadie, a brittany spanyul

stella in her gorjus noo swettah,
b4 she gottit awl wetty. i wahnt!

liddo spanyul day

kikyo, da kavaleer prins charlz,
sat fer her hoomin a lawng tyme fer dis picher

corey, da kokker spanyul puppee,
woodnut sit still at awl!

i tryd 2 tayk a baff

bowwow! a thowsund hits!

i muss bee reefweshin da blawg fourtee-fybe tymez a day. arfarfarf!

ar enee kritter frens lerkin owt dayr?!

kumposin mi thawts

perfeshunul blawger

i hab biznis kardz!

dayr fun 2 choo awn

eer flappij

notis da ayrodynamikul ko-ordinayshun uvda leff an ryte eerz 

az day provyd ekstra lift 2 da forwerd propulzhun.

in a dishun, eer flappij haz bin noan 2 hipnityz wabbits,

wich iz handee fer varmint-chaysin.

hou 2 leeb yer mark

awlla mi puter-savvee dawgie frens may hab seen dis noozlettah da dawgpark sint yer hoomin, aboud pikkin up aftah yerownseffs. da fakt iz... i lub 2 role in poopeez, da freshah da beddah. itz mi gole 2 role inda poopeez uv awl 480 634 dawgz atda park. heerz hou yoo kan help mee.

1. ob kors, du yer bidness wen da hoomin izzint wachin.
2. if day ar wachin prittee kayrful, du it wayr day kant see yoo... lyke beehynd a twee oar twashkan.
3. run az far fum yer hoomin az possibubbul b4 reeleebin yerseff. bi da tyme day get doun dayr, day woant bee aybul 2 fynd it.
4. wahk durrin da akt soe dayrz sebrul spots 2 fynd insted uv juss wun.
5. kikk sum leebz ober it.
6. sayv sum fer laytah... mini hoominz donut ekspekt dayr dawgz 2 goe moor dan wuns, soe day reelaks aftah da ferst tyme an donut pay a tenshunz.
7. if dayrz sebrul uv yoo wiff da saym hoomin, ko-ordinayt yer effertz soze awlla yooz goe atda saym tyme in diffrunt ayreeuz.
8. moast importint, let yer hoomin tink hee/shee AWLwayz ketchez yoo inda akt. den day woant bee kynd 2 eech udderz lapsiz an will reefyooz 2 pikk up enee udder dawgz poopeez day seez. an donut werree abowd ketchin sum payrasyte fum steppin in anudder dawgz poopeez an likkin it awf yer pauz... sum werm medisin iz tastee!

dis dawgee serbis a nownsmint wuz brawt 2 yoo bi daisy
hoo, dispyte roalin in poopeez ebree chans shee gets, duz nut smell.

an naw fer sumfin diffrint...

i doNUT smell

i wuz sniffin arown goblinz hidey-hole agin an sau dis picher 

peekin owt fum bee tween her boks anna kabnit...

dat iz NUT MEE!!!! da hoomin sed dis dawgie yoosta lib heer 

an goblin wuz nawtee 2 drau on hiz picher. ime nut da smellee wun!

i wuz soe happee dat i sellabraytid bi roalin onna werm.

demodawgz

day get mi voat!

jack kennedy

abigail (abby) adams

rose kennedy vs da bigg bloo bawl

lah-dee-dah

itz hard 2 beeleeb weer da saym kynda dawg...

lah-dee-dah show springer
lukkin ferra bloo ribbin

no-nonsins feeld moddul
fokust onna kayk-eetin skwerl

skwerl kayk

da hoomin maydid a bigg kayk owtta ohts an bayreez an seedz an nutz an udder guddstuffs 2 fattin up da skwerlz in kays i ebber kech wun.

skwerl kawt on kamra piggin owt

sinkronyzd runrunrun

i praktis sinkronyzd runrunrun atda park.

feecherin 'da tennis bawl'

dawgpark funs

i NOE dayrz a skwerl unner heer!

blake's hoomin bildid dis grayt fort.

me an jackson inda fort

da bafftub iz gawn (NO funs).

varmint chaysin

da fays uv eebil

i eskaypt owt da bakkdorr! i sau a wikkid skwerl inda yard an chayst it ober da bakk fens. soe i wentid ober da fens aftah it. bud den i koodnut fynd da varmint, soe i ranranran doun da street an arown da korner an jumpt doun n2 da drybway past da hoomin wut kum 2 ketch mee, an bakk n2 da yard 2 fynd da skwerl agin.

an dat wuz da end uv mi funs.

lessun lernd: donut run bakk n2 yer oan yard!

SSS NDM DAYRWUZZASKWERLOBERDAYR!

awlla yoo skwerl-chaysin dawgz myte bee innerestid in dis webbysyte dat eksposiz dayr neffayreeus cunning wayz.

picher fum FreeDigitalPhotos.net

a nuddah pome

i fowndid a nuddah pome stikkin owt fum undah goblinz boks... 
at leest dis wun duzzint say ime steenkee. (i doNUT smell.)

ebree nyte i habba dreem,
gloreeus an wyte,
uvva bole uv i-see kreem
dat i kan likk an byte.

kreemee soss, klottid kreem -
i lub 2 slerp it upp -
kreem cheez, kawfee kreem,
wipt kreem inna kup.

sower kreem, buttahkreem -
i eet it lyke a hawg.
bud i muss say dat kreema weet
iz onlee fit fer dawgz.

MOMMMEEEEE! I KAN HAZ KREEMA WEET????!!!!????

bafftubb

maykin shur i donut smell.

goblin pomez

i wuz gowin throo goblinz seekrit payperz wut shee hid inda bakk uv her hidey hoal, an i fowndid deez pomez. i juss donut noe wut 2 tink. ime fwabbergastid.

dawgz ar noyzee.
dawgeez smell.
day mayk mi lyfe
a libbing hell.
dey eet poop
an vommit 2.
ide radder bee a kat...
wunt yoo?

den dayrz dis wun...

awl i wunt fer kissmass izza liddo tynee boks
juss big enuf fer mee anna bed uv kozee soks.
a liddo boks kan be a kayv, oar lyke a hollow log,
wayr i kan goe 2 get a way fum da smellee dawg.

den i fowndid dis wut shee skracht onda boks wiffa klaw... 

kats rool
dawgz drool

I DONUT SMELL! {in dignint}

puppeedawg ize

sad day

goblin, mi bestist kittee fren, wentid 2 da raynbow brij 2nyte kwyte suddenlee. shee lubd chaysin payper bawlz an bringin dem bakk 2 da hoomin wut throo dem. shee nebber hertid nuffin, nut eeben mowseez. shee wuzza sweet kittie, a reel kyookee. shee wuzz awlmoast 21 yeers oald.

ile miss steelin her fuud an snortin in her eer.

goblin
march 24, 1990 - novembah 9, 2010

ornj bawl wiff feets

dis iz awlso a faybrit bawl uv myne. its kawld a cuz bawl (srsly!). it hazz feets onnit dat mayk it bowns krayzee an liddo dawgz kan kayree it arown bi da feets. it hadda grayt skweekee dat skweekt wile yoo ran wiffit, bud i tukk it owt wun day... juss cuz. arfarfarf! i gib it 4 paus up!

sum hoomin rote onda bawl 'pweez leev fer owr frens atda dawgpark 2 pway wiff' (oar sumfin lyke dat). i wanna tank dat hoomin ferda grayt toi!

heerz iyam runrunrun wiff dat feets bawl.

bloo nobbee bawl

dis bloo bawl iz mi faybrit toi ryte naw. it bownsiz ebree wich way an haz gudd nubbeez 2 choo on. i gib it 3 paus up (onlee 3 kuz it duzzint skweek). jack tride 2 tayk it a way fum mee. (hee didnut get it, arfarfarf!)

baylz uv funs

i tink dayrz a skwerl in heer sumwayr.

dayr wuzza soopryze atda dawgpark 2day...
3 mowntinz uv straws! it tukk mee an ower 2 sniff it awl.

den dayr wer 8 fyre trukks owtsyd wen wee gottid hoam. da hows a kross da street wuz on smoak.

i didnut see a fyredawg :( bud it wuz eggsytin eneewayz.

king helps me chekk owt da strawz.