uv intrest 2 dawgz

itemz uv intrest 2 dawgz inda hoominz dawgpark noozlettah...

thare ar naw 658 dawgz wut kum 2 da park! dis makes mi gole a reel challinj, bud dispite mi hoominz pikkin up 2 pilez dat wer nut mine yestiddy, i mannijd 2 find anudder wun 2 role in. way 2 go!

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dawg swimz ar awlmost heer! i wentid 2 da maypul wood swim lass yeer an it wuzza blast! thare musta bin a hunnerd dawgz thare! i runrunrun awl ober da plays an snift ebreeting an fell inda deep waddah twise an hadda get fisht owt. [i juss like 2 get wetty... nut swim reelee.] it wuz eggsitin! den wee wentid ferra dawgie sunduh at mistah wizzerdz.

fawl nooz

heerz da fawl noozlettah wut mi hoomin did.

DONUT REED PAJE 2!

it will giv yoo nitemarez!

klik onda picherz 2 inlarj

arfs 2 latvia!

a dawg in latvia fowndid mi blawg!

sveiki!

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griffin

dis iz mi noo fren, griffin. heez 7 mumfs old.

wee swimd an playd chase an had lotsa funs 2geddah 2day!

ARFS 2 FRANS!

mi dreem kum troo! at lawng last, 

i gottid a blawg vizzit fum frans!

bonjour 2 awlla yoo frenchy poodulz
an briardz an bulldawgz!!!!!

mi hoomin sez in paris, dawgeez kan go eneeware...

n2 shops, kaffays... eneeware! is dat troo???

mi hoomin tukk mee inna shop lass week, an thay wer awl

YOO KANT BRING A DAWGIE IN HEER!

an shee wuz awl

I KANT LEEV HER INDA KAR! ITS 2 HOTTY!
an i wuz awl
DOO I GETTA KOOKEE HEER?

i wanna liv in paris. thay luv thare dawgz!

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paw-mee-downz

i wuz wiled wiff eggsitemint 2 get sum toiz.

thay wer in perfek kondishun wiff annoyin skweekerz.

i, Distrukto Dawg, wentid 2 werk on dem rite a way.

purtee red stuft bone wiff danglee ropes

rubbah weel wiff attacht red rope

wun ower later

mi noo kuzzin

this iz fergie, mi noo kuzzin hoo livs in kallifornya.

sheez an olde english sheepsdawg,

bud sheez onlee 8 weeks old, so i tink sheez a yung english sheepsdawg?

sheez english like mee!

this iz buster, fergie'z older bruther.

heez a beljin malinois.

heez lernin 2 drive so thay kan kum vizzit mee.

itz mi birfday week end!

i gottid a prezzie! CHIPMUNKZ! i gib dis toi 4 pawz up!

aftah killin awlla da varmintz, i wentid 2 werk onda boks

itz mi birfday!

i startid owt mi birfday bi deemandin a wahk at 4 oh klok inda mawnin. da hoomin hadda doo it kuz it wuz mi birfday an i get wutebber i want on mi birfday!

den i hadda birfday pardee atda dawgpark!

heer ar summa da dawgz wut kame 2 mi pardee.

sam

riley

gunther

sweetie

den i had sum birfday i skreem at dayree kween.
i am 4 yeerz old 2day!

1...

1 day

until mi birfday!

!!!! toomorrah iz mi birfday !!!!

2...

2 dayz

until mi birfday!

!!!! fryday iz mi birfday !!!!

3...

3 dayz

until mi birfday!!!!

!!!!fryday iz mi birfday!!!!

no bawlz

i gottid da mattid furbawlz unner mi eerz shaved awf.

hee shaved mee reelee klose! i hab bawldy spots unner mi eerz naw!

bud thay ar hidden, so ime still purtee.

sniffin weedz

arfs 2 singapore!

i gottid a singapore fren!

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iSqueak... NOT

beefor picher

2day i proovd dat da 

jw pet iSqueak tuff rubbah skweeky bawl 

iz eneeting but dat.

da Flote Test... FALE!

itz a lotta funs 2 pway wiff. it bownsiz & skweeks guud.

den i set 2 werk onnit. choo wiff da bakk teef an nibbul atda skweekee wiff da frunt teef.

no moor skweek. mi jawb iz dun.

i gib dis toi 4 pawz up fer eggsellent bowns, lowd skweeks & instint deestroyabilitee gratifikashunz! 

arfs 2 algeria!

i fowndid a fren in aljeeria!

مرحبا
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noo pole

aftah 3 mumfs, thay finelee moovd da wirez fum da old pole 2 da noo wun.

see lektrik emerjensee part 1 an part 2

arfs 2 meksiko & yookrane!

sum dawgz inda yookrane & meksiko fowndid mi blawg

Добрий день & hola!

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gowin owt in stile

sing 2 da tune uv

mi kuntwee tiz uv thee OR god save da kween

wee kikt sum english azz...

it reelee wuzza gazz...

bud thay dont kare.

hoomiliate thare king,

jooli wuz sucha fling,

kuz thay diddint habba ting

but red 2 ware.

dat british stiffind lip

may kwivver juss a bit

but hooz 2 noe?

in yooniformz uv red,

so sheek an so well bred,

thay lukkt guud eeben ded...

da blud dint show.

wee sellabrate owr kawz

wiff rokkits an applawz,

but brits juss smile.

wiff kondissending sneer

thay wisper in owr eer,

'but dont yoo noe, mi deer,

yoo hab no stile!'

happee fweedum day, a marika!

its awf-leesh day fer awl dawgz!
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traner dawg

i wentid 2 daisypark 2day (dats da dawgpark wen ime da onli wun thare), anna traner kame up 2 da fens wiffa blakk dawg wut had trubbul wiff dawgz beehind fensiz. hee aks mi hoomin iffen i kood help da dawg lern how 2 bee nise.

i kood! i noo wut 2 doo! i stood thare atda fens awl frenlee an waggy mi tale no madder how much dat dawg lunjd an barkbarkbarkt at mee. den i run up&doun da fens a liddo bit like 'lets bee frens & pway!' den i stood thare an waggy mi tale sum moor.

den da dawgie kalmd doun. da traner sed i had 'guud enerjeez.'

i did nut get pade! it wuz hard werk!!!

NUT FARE!!!!!!!

i kood doo dis...

...if onlee i kood terna dorrnob.

circe gottid a harekut

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!

circe: stopp laffin or ile smakk yoo!

summerz a washowt!

itz gonna rane kats & dawgz

i wuz gowin 2 habba speshul ferst-day-uv-summer blawg, bud da thundahboomerz hab put dat awn hold. so heerz sum dawg-thawts onda hoominz' dawgpark noozlettah.

• thare ar 634 dawgie membahz naw. i hav roled inda poopeez uv onlee 10! awlla yoo dawgz gotta reedubbul yer efferts owt thare if ime gonna reech mi gole!

• thare ar 8 uther dawgz atda park named daisy. dis iz NUT FARE! awlla yoo uther daisyz hab got 2 chanj yer namez RITE NAW.

• awlla yoo dawgz kan post yer ideeuz awn how 2 make owr dawgpark da moast speshulist dawgpark inda yoonivers. da hoominz gotta heer wut WEE want! heerz wut i wanna doo...

1. dawgpark dome  - so thare ar NO EKSKYOOSIZ nut 2 take us owt 2 pway.
2. dawg snakk dispenserz (fwee)
3. sheeps 2 herd
4. a ramp ober da fens
5. bone-shape swimmin pule wiffa dert filter, deep enuf 2 akshulee swimmin

wuts yer ideeuh?

i deefi grabitee

tharez a varmint up thare!

wettyhed

summer noozlettah

herez da sowthwest sitty dawgpark summer noozlettah wut i did

klik onda picherz 2 enlarj

hokay, hokay.... mi hoomin did da noozlettah.

bud tharez a picher uv mi noze innit! i pozed fer dat!

fantasee sunduhz

i kant stop tinkin uvdat dawgie sunduh!

heerz sum uther sunduhz ide like 2 eet.

wuts yer fabrit? vote inda pole!

i skreem drizzuld wiff meltid peenut buddah soss
an topt wiff bakin sprinkulz

i skreem smutherd in krunchee mulch

i skreem onna base uv warm skwerl


i skreem providid bi idea go / freedigitalphotos.net
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sunduh

aftah a hard day pwayin

i koold awf inda tubba waddah

den i gottid a dawgie sunduh at mistah wizerdz

yummee, yah?!

baff day

i gottid a baff 2day owtside wiff da handy groomer.

da sopey woodnut kum owt, eeven mikst 1:3 wiff waddah.

so da hoomin hadda pore picherz uv sopey waddah ober mee.

sopey dawg

dis wuz moor funs fer her than fer mee.

bud at leest habbin a baff owtside

meens i kan role onda grownd rite a way

soze i smell uv dert & wermz like a propper huntin dawg

insted uv kokonutz.

kleen wetty dawg

i saw a big snake, az big az mi tale!

i wuntid 2 role onnit, bud it hid inda woodspile.

da hoomin sed shee shood skwert mee awf wiff kold waddah

beefor wee take a wahk, soze i stay kool.

i donut noe if i wood like dat.

i like 2 get wetty on mi oan termz!

just fer us nite owlz

so, i juss wentid owtside ferra late nite pee,
an i herd a grate hornd owl!

shee sowndid like dis...

lokk up yer poodulz!

maru pways in mi boksiz...

sumware els!

remememember how i set owt boksiz fer maru?

luuk at dis picher fum maru'z blawg...

dis iz NUT FARE!

wi maru nut pway in MI boksiz?

i am sad

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